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New Tallest Man Declared

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Started by Vepr , Aug 09 2007 01:13 AM

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:13 AM

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070808/ap_on_...e_tallest_man_2

Just some more wonderful living proof thats ukrainian pwn and are cool and stuffs.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:25 AM

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Holy...Look at the size of him, quite a tall boy he is!

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:27 AM

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damn! the thing bout tall people is they die really quick... which kinda sucks....

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:20 AM

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^ See! There IS an up side to being 5'3 icon_razz.gif
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:27 AM

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QUOTE (Dohreguard @ Aug 9 2007, 01:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
damn! the thing bout tall people is they die really quick... which kinda sucks....

How do u work that out?

Anyhow mad, Ukrainian = pro lol
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:29 AM

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QUOTE (XenoX101 @ Aug 9 2007, 04:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
^ See! There IS an up side to being 5'3 icon_razz.gif


You mean besides being at boob level when you talk to chicks?
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:56 AM

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Wow that's pretty cool, he'd need a tall wife as well though or it would look weird...

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 04:29 AM

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QUOTE (KillaCon @ Aug 9 2007, 04:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow that's pretty cool, he'd need a tall wife as well though or it would look weird...


well purposely making sure he would marry a very small asian woman. Would be very funny to watch and make a documentary off of it.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 05:24 AM

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Chernobyl aftermath tbh
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 07:13 AM

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 07:18 AM

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 08:14 AM

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QUOTE (Nestey @ Aug 9 2007, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Chernobyl aftermath tbh


"Stadnik's growth spurt started at age 14 after a brain operation apparently stimulated his pituitary gland, which produces the human growth hormone."

Not quite.

Does anyone else think that some people might ask for their pituitary gland to be intentionally stimulated, after hearing this, so they can become taller?
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 08:51 AM

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QUOTE (technoDave @ Aug 9 2007, 11:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Stadnik's growth spurt started at age 14 after a brain operation apparently stimulated his pituitary gland, which produces the human growth hormone."

Not quite.

Does anyone else think that some people might ask for their pituitary gland to be intentionally stimulated, after hearing this, so they can become taller?


You can stimulate my pituitary gland anytime you want dave, you sexy beast you.
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 08:58 AM

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QUOTE (technoDave @ Aug 9 2007, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does anyone else think that some people might ask for their pituitary gland to be intentionally stimulated, after hearing this, so they can become taller?


And enjoy a severely reduced lifespan, crippling muscle pain and other negative medical conditions?

Why the hell not?
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:07 AM

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:10 AM

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I could never image meeting a person or being that tall.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:39 AM

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QUOTE (Kaos Pwnage @ Aug 9 2007, 03:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How do u work that out?

Anyhow mad, Ukrainian = pro lol


when someone is that tall, their heart is straining hardcore to pump blood all through your body. that extra strain on the heart causes heart problems early in life.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:30 AM

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QUOTE (Pwnstar @ Aug 9 2007, 03:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And enjoy a severely reduced lifespan, crippling muscle pain and other negative medical conditions?

Why the hell not?

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 11:35 AM

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QUOTE (XenoX101 @ Aug 9 2007, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can stimulate my pituitary gland anytime you want dave, you sexy beast you.

Okay, that's just strange. You know your pituitary gland is in your brain, right? icon_biggrin.gif

QUOTE (Pwnstar @ Aug 9 2007, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And enjoy a severely reduced lifespan, crippling muscle pain and other negative medical conditions?

Why the hell not?


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QUOTE (technoDave @ Aug 9 2007, 08:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Stadnik's growth spurt started at age 14 after a brain operation apparently stimulated his pituitary gland, which produces the human growth hormone."

Not quite.

Does anyone else think that some people might ask for their pituitary gland to be intentionally stimulated, after hearing this, so they can become taller?


Exactly. Cheating = lose. icon_biggrin.gif

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