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Elton John Want the Internet Shut Down

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Started by TubularLuggage , Aug 08 2007 05:50 PM

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 06:36 PM

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QUOTE (confrico @ Aug 8 2007, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you mean with his vagina


no i think he means with his epic poop eating skills...at least thats what shirley phelps calls him...a poop eater.

hate to say it...but she's right

you never go ass to mouth randall

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 06:39 PM

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I personally agree with Elton. We should all get together and march against Mobile Phones, the Internet and those little orange phones on the edge of motorways in order to SAVE COMMUNICATION!!

We should also get rid of food to put a stop to poverty and why not just give kids AIDS.
QUOTE (Jengerer @ Nov 16 2009, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This. Fealiks knows what he's talking about here, unlike the rest of the people in this thread. I'll probably slap a lock on this and sticky it so that people can make a good example of his intelligence.

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 06:41 PM

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Does he even understand how the internet has revolutionized this world?

National Geographic to Limewire = BIG STEP

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 06:57 PM

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QUOTE (Bboboo @ Aug 8 2007, 04:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does he even understand how the internet has revolutionized this world?

National Geographic to Limewire = BIG STEP

he thinks of himself as a luddite. apparently he believes the cotton gin to be the revolutionary device of this era.

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:13 PM

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QUOTE (confrico @ Aug 8 2007, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
but the internet IS a giant series of tubes, which you can clog up, even maybe with aids viruses if you tried hard enough

They invented Drano Max for a reason

Anyway, shutting down the internet for 5 years would help the record companies. Is this what most musicians actually want? Fuck no! Crush those rich bastards and put the power back in the hands of the musicians. Elton John is a fucking tool with too much money and too many little boys on his hands. Him and Michael Jackson should hook up.. But they're both out of each other's preferred age bracket.
His name is Robert Paulson.
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QUOTE (Gillz @ Jan 26 2008, 06:29 PM) View Post
Last time I checked, you didn't have the right to tell me what to do?

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:13 PM

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Sounds like someone got shot down on Yahoo personals. Way to go, Elton ...

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:26 PM

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"Letz shut d0wn teh inernetz"

Lol Elton John is gay.

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:29 PM

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QUOTE (confrico @ Aug 8 2007, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if this happens, then how is elton john gonna look for gay porn?

LOL
i dont understand how shutting the internet down will help him get what he wants back?
well it wont

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:58 PM

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How could a rocket man say such a thing?
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:59 PM

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QUOTE (destroyer56 @ Aug 8 2007, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How could a rocket man say such a thing?


cause he's ghey

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 08:09 PM

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"I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span."

5 more years of emo.
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QUOTE (Gillz @ Jan 26 2008, 06:29 PM) View Post
Last time I checked, you didn't have the right to tell me what to do?

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 08:28 PM

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QUOTE (TubularLuggage @ Aug 9 2007, 07:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He apparently also thinks bloggers don't deserve to live.
I'll find the quote when I post my paper's copy of the article.

I agree with him on that and that alone.. everything else is just lulzworthy

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Expecting something witty? Herp derp tiddlerp.

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 09:58 PM

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Lol, Elton John sucks anyways. Nobody likes him.

But seriously, the internet and such should just inspire people to actually try and write something thats good, so that it'll sell more.
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 10:04 PM

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QUOTE (Syntra @ Aug 8 2007, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But seriously, the internet and such should just inspire people to actually try and write something thats good, so that people will listen to it.

Fixed, tbh.
If we start making shit so it sells, it'd be no better than whats on the radio. Because thats what sells with 13 year old girls. But the internet means that people don't have to listen to that bullshit anymore. They go out and find what they like. So people should be inspired to write something that's good to them, and if they're lucky, more people will find them.
His name is Robert Paulson.
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QUOTE (Gillz @ Jan 26 2008, 06:29 PM) View Post
Last time I checked, you didn't have the right to tell me what to do?

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 02:32 AM

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Like it makes a difference whether people are blogging online or in a diary?

Good lord this is ridiculous thing I have heard in a while.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:19 AM

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but without the internet...how am i suppose to pwn n00bs now!?!?!?!? D:



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Posted 09 August 2007 - 04:08 AM

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Elton John is a fucking dipshit then... Thats the same as saying
"lulz the 70's sucked cause i think the music sucked back then"
Well I <3 Trance and like modern music, although trance is now a tad outdated there is heaps of good new music coming out. Also, whats wrong with making music in your basement, if its good, sweet if its not so good keep trying...
here Elton gets pwned.
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 07:30 AM

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QUOTE (Javea1 @ Aug 9 2007, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Letz shut d0wn teh inernetz"

Lol Elton John is gay.

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wtf
he didnt say that
you filthy liar
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 04:01 PM

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QUOTE (TubularLuggage @ Aug 8 2007, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He apparently also thinks bloggers don't deserve to live.
I'll find the quote when I post my paper's copy of the article.


fuck man, i guess i agree w/ him then

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 04:03 PM

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QUOTE (MightyMichelle @ Aug 9 2007, 02:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Like it makes a difference whether people are blogging online or in a diary?

Good lord this is ridiculous thing I have heard in a while.


yea dood, most bloggers are self important douchebags that think their experience going to the store last thursday is worth reading. A diary is something you shouldn't want anyone to read.
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