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Top 105 star wars lines you might hear in a porno

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Top 15
1- Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
2- You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
3- Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
4- She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid
5- Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
6- "Backdoor, huh? Good idea."
7- Let's blow this thing so we can go home!
8- Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!
9- "Look at the size of that thing"
10- You've got something jammed in here real good.
11- Almost there... just a couple of seconds...
12- Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface
13- There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
14- Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.
15- "Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!"

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QUOTE (Meng @ May 17 2007, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Login To Vote 8 50 Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!
Login To Vote 15 37 "Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!"

Bwahaha the guy in that porno would FAIL.
Poor Wedge.



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i lawled....and my girlfriend liked them too

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I think "Any of Chewies lines" need's more votes, icon_biggrin.gif, lol.

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QUOTE (Meng @ May 17 2007, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1277

Top 15
Login To Vote 1 80 Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
Login To Vote 2 67 You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Login To Vote 3 64 Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
Login To Vote 4 58 She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid
Login To Vote 5 56 Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
Login To Vote 6 56 "Backdoor, huh? Good idea."
Login To Vote 7 50 Let's blow this thing so we can go home!
Login To Vote 8 50 Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!
Login To Vote 9 49 "Look at the size of that thing"
Login To Vote 10 45 You've got something jammed in here real good.
Login To Vote 11 44 Almost there... just a couple of seconds...
Login To Vote 12 42 Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface
Login To Vote 13 41 There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Login To Vote 14 37 Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.
Login To Vote 15 37 "Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!"

~Meng


Ahahahahahaha. Good fucking find. I think my favorites are the 1st and the 3rd.

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Very Nice.

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I have a better one:

"He's my BROTHER."
"Wish you were here."
- The Devil, on his tour of Georgia, U.S.

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QUOTE (BlightedArt @ May 17 2007, 11:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have a better one:

"He's my BROTHER."



ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
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QUOTE (BlightedArt @ May 17 2007, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have a better one:

"He's my BROTHER."


LOL...
Anyway epic thread nice find...

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Mmm, mental images..

So, what will be the name of the new Star Wars porno created by the PP community?

-Half-Life. Because zombies are better off dead.
-WTF has Half-Life got to do with Physics???
-You cannot kill the Free Man. (Well, you COULD kill him, but at least you couldn't zombify him. I hope.)

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D:

DO NOT WANT tbh


QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
QUOTE (Kazzerax @ May 21 2009, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.

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Hahaha
Awesome Pengy icon_biggrin.gif

Dude.
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Stay away from: "Luke, I am your father"

That would be disturbing.
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Grats on the epic find. #11, and #5 are my favorite ones IMO.

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#12 was my favourite lol, good find icon_biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (Wolf the Widowmaker @ May 18 2007, 04:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mmm, mental images..

So, what will be the name of the new Star Wars porno created by the PP community?

Star Wars A Porno: Because Lucas has finally shed this series of all it's dignity

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QUOTE (Eagleeye @ May 18 2007, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Star Wars A Porno: Because Lucas has finally shed this series of all it's dignity

Star Wars : The Open Hole.

Yeah Star wars would be better as a porno tbh..

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omg haha

Do not want.

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hahaha those are great. I lol'ed. Amazing how so many lines could be used...

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That is a lot icon_biggrin.gif. But when you think about it, there are tons of things you can say that can be turned around to be dirty.
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