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[Valcien]

So listen to this mp3 exerpt from a radio show and vote which you would want. A couple of the more important points if you don't want to download: flight is limited to 1000 mph, and if you fly too high or too fast, you are subject to thinning air and temperatures. While invisible, objects you hold are not invisible, but clothes you were wearing when you turned invisible are. You are also not silent or incorporeal. Whichever power you shoose, you are the only person in the world with a super power. Thanks.

http://www.sho.com/site/thisamerican...visibility.mp3

I personally think this guy is a moron, the way he speaks with an ominous tone, almost as if he has some grim news about the state of American morality.

People aren't "negotiating their dreams" with you stupid fuck, they want more information beyond "Flight or invisibility?", to make an informed decision.

I also completely disagree with his assertion that invisibilty is for voyeuristic peepers and flight is for people with delusions of heroism. My friend, the guy who introduced me to comic books so long ago, (thank you), and I are quite interested in the results. If you could be so kind to post your reasons for your decision. Thank you so much.

[Lead Enema]

I would choose invisibility, but I must confess I would use my power to spy on naked chicks, so that guy was right about me. That is probably the main thing I would do, but I would also rob banks, play practical jokes on people, and maybe murder a drifter or two.

[Tom Fiend]

I think we can assume that the deciding factor for anyone that chose invisibility (incl. me) was the ability to spy on naked chicks.

[x_byakugan_x]

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This is pretty much go anywhere for free or spy on naked chicks. I can't decide.

[Lead Enema]

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This is pretty much go anywhere for free or spy on naked chicks. I can't decide.

If you were invisible you could just steal money and basically still go anywhere for free... and you could spy on naked chicks.

[confrico]

so superman was flying around one day and he sees wonder woman naked...

[Ganonheart]

so superman was flying around one day and he sees wonder woman naked...

Hollow Man XD

[GetItUrDead]

hands down invisibly, think about it, if you were invisible you could steal a plane

It would also just be plain cool like you could go anywhere you want or do anything you want anywhere.

Also if you were touching another person when you turned invisible would they also turn invisible like your clothes? because you said objects your holding but clothes your wearing, if sum1 was hugging you maybe>??

[Shadowstar]

The only problem with flight is what if you got sucked into a jet engine or flew into a plane.

[hackerwacker]

invisibility? please. have fun spying on naked girls guys....cuz they arn't going to be able to get you off properly if they cant even see your junk.
I've got an idea: ask her to do cowgirl position. Then i can laugh as she breaks your dick in half when she tries to get on top of it.


flying ftw.

[Lead Enema]

The only problem with flight is what if you got sucked into a jet engine or flew into a plane.

Plus birds would be shitting on you all the time. People would also be hassling you every day too, like... "Look! It's the guy who can fly! Let's mob him!". - Shit like that would go on endlessly. If you were invisible you could keep it a secret.

[Tiihonen]

Invisibility definitely. It would make it so easy to ditch. And of course spy on naked chicks .

[hackerwacker]

People would also be hassling you every day too, like... "Look! It's the guy who can fly! Let's mob him!". - Shit like that would go on endlessly. If you were invisible you could keep it a secret.

wear a mask.

[Pwnstar]

Plus birds would be shitting on you all the time. People would also be hassling you every day too, like... "Look! It's the guy who can fly! Let's mob him!". - Shit like that would go on endlessly. If you were invisible you could keep it a secret.

Last time I checked the skies aren't filled with birds shitting nonstop. If I had the power of flight if a crowd of people came up to bug me I'd just fly away. Good luck with turning invisible and having 500 people walk into you.

Invisibility is such an emo power, flying is totally badass and way more fun.

[Lead Enema]

wear a mask.

Yeah, but people would start to identify you as "the guy that wears a mask who can fly", so every time you wore a mask you would get mobbed, and every time someone saw you fly you would get mobbed too. Plus the government would probably think you were some sort of genetic freak and try and kidnap you or something. Then they would do all sorts of fucked up tests on you that would eventually leave you brain dead. Flying has way too much baggage. Invisibility is really the only logical option imo.

[spinskittles]

I'd love to fly freely without any physical hindrances... Then again if I chose flight, people would see me and eventually want to capture me to study my DNA!
Caged birds cannot fly.

Then there's invisibility, which is much more subtle. And since no one can see you there are a lot of things you could get for free, including peep shows, as mentioned. And I dunno how not to sound creepy saying this but, to be able to watch people act natural when they're alone is pretty interesting. You could also make a lot of "legal" money with candid stuff or investigation, on top of your free pass to the world.

I still wouldn't know if I would become a thieving perv or an invisible helping hand for others, either way it'd be fun! So I guess I'd go with invis.

[Lead Enema]

Last time I checked the skies aren't filled with birds shitting nonstop. If I had the power of flight if a crowd of people came up to bug me I'd just fly away. Good luck with turning invisible and having 500 people walk into you.

Invisibility is such an emo power, flying is totally badass and way more fun.

Good luck to me?! Good luck to you my friend! So far the only plus I can see about flying is that you can go anywhere for free, but when you do fly somewhere don't you think that some people might see you land? And when they do what are you going to do? Just fly away again?! You'd have to be flying endlessly to avoid people mobbing you. It would be complete pandemonium constantly and you would never get a moment's peace. You'd eventually just get so tired of flying that you would never use your power again. Either that or once in the air you would never be able to land because someone would see you, so you'd fly and fly until you got so tired that you would just fall out of the sky like a stone... and SPLAT! You're dead. You'd never be able to lead a normal life if you had the ability to fly.

[hackerwacker]

Yeah, but people would start to identify you as "the guy that wears a mask who can fly", so every time you wore a mask you would get mobbed,

only wear the mask when flying then?

and every time someone saw you fly you would get mobbed too.

If i was flying, then mere mortals couldn't mob me as i would be 200 feet above them.

Plus the government would probably think you were some sort of genetic freak and try and kidnap you or something. Then they would do all sorts of fucked up tests on you that would eventually leave you brain dead. Flying has way too much baggage. Invisibility is really the only logical option imo.

They would totally be cool with an invisible man walking around though right?

[Lead Enema]

only wear the mask when flying then?

People would see you when you land, and maybe when you put on / take off the mask as well.

If i was flying, then mere mortals couldn't mob me as i would be 200 feet above them.

Again, people would see you land. Plus the government would try to shoot you out of the sky for invading their airspace or some technical crap.

They would totally be cool with an invisible man walking around though right?

They wouldn't be able to see you!

[Pwnstar]

Good luck to me?! Good luck to you my friend! So far the only plus I can see about flying is that you can go anywhere for free, but when you do fly somewhere don't you think that some people might see you land? And when they do what are you going to do? Just fly away again?! You'd have to be flying endlessly to avoid people mobbing you. It would be complete pandemonium constantly and you would never get a moment's peace. You'd eventually just get so tired of flying that you never use your power again. Either that or once in the air you would never be able to land because someone would see you, so you'd fly and fly until you got so tired that you would just fall out of the sky like a stone... and SPLAT! You're dead. You'd never be able to lead a normal life if you had the ability to fly.

Stop being so negative, this is why you chose invisibility. Isn't it enough to want to have the power of flight simply because it is totally awesome? Stop bringing your negative feelings into my flight fantasy. If I can get tired of flying why can't you lose your invisibility power while robbing a bank? Not to mention the question of how you'd carry anything more than a few bucks out undetected. Most of your praises for invisibility lie in being able to spy on naked chicks. Besides being horribly sad it just shows how lame invisibility is. You sit in a cupboard all alone and touch yourself while I'm flying around having the time of my life.