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"Whats up?! I'm Doug!! FFFfffffFuck!!"

I nearly had a seizure I laughed at that so much.
"If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything."

"In a perfect world we'd all sing in tune, but this is reality so gimme some room!"

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"and i'm on top of how many ladders Kyle?"

QUOTE (Zaptoit @ Apr 16 2006, 06:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like the part in episode "Girls" were Jeremy says
"You'know.. when I'm rly old.. like 30.. it'would be nice to have little n00blets of my own.. n mayb they can become like, uberpro... like me.."



That's not the funniest!!1!!! the funniest is what comes after...

"and i think a girl might help that".

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In episode 7 when Jeremy start saying "Lol chicken, lol!" I couldn't breath at all 'cause i was roflmao icon_lol.gif
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Another funny line I heard was " What's a orphus?" pp_smiley8.gif pp_smiley8.gif
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QUOTE (Orno @ Sep 3 2005, 04:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
its either, "FUCKING LAG YOU PIECE OF SHIT" from doug or "Sup im doug!.....FUCK!" lol!




LOL, ya that shit is the best, but there is way to many good lines to quote them all.

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QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Oct 30 2010, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
brb not picking up any woman

A completely unbiased review...

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"Sup im doug......FUCK!" Was the funniest line ive heard the pp crew say. icon_lol.gif

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Episode 10, Jeremy and Anastasia are arguing:

J: "Do you know how many girls would love to bring their PCs over here?"
A: "ORLY?!"
J: "YARLY!"

And a little later:

J: "I've got four words for you: GTFO!"
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Brought the CUBE!

Me and my friends say that at least ten times a day.
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negative, rgr = "frag out!"
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"Your pony died because it wasn't pretty enough... Argh.. AAAARRRRGHHHH!!!"

Pmsl, hahaha, that rocks.


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I don't think I can pick just one "funniest line" but the awkward silence in ep 10 was awesome. Made better with Doug's "Screw toast! This is really awkward!"

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QUOTE (Geozone @ Apr 25 2006, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Your pony died because it wasn't pretty enough for the party... Argh.. AAAARRRRGHHHH!!!"

Pmsl, hahaha, that rocks.



I agree that was the shizzle, along with " Are you ever going to get better - Mah Balls !!1" or somthing like that..

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There's also the one where Doug and Jeremy are finished playing Mario Kart and they're like...
"Who's got the balls? He's got the balls! The big big big da balls! HE'S GOT BIG MOTHERFUCKING BAAAAALLLLSSSSS"

Lol...

"My balls need sucking! My balls need some licking! Ma balls.. Ma balls...... Ma.. balls......"

xDDDD So fucking funny!

And Anastasia's there like... :OOOOOOO

Pmsl, Classic.

On second thoughts... The best line was "JEREMY!!!" by Jeremy's mom. Rofl


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I like that one in episode 5 when Doug and Kyle are gonna go walking or w/e, and Doug picks up the knife.

D: "Wanna go for a jog man, we can go for a jog."
K: "Okay but.. what are you doing with a knife?"
D: "What do you mean? You run faster with a knife. Pttt Everyone runs faster with a knife! Pfft"

It may not be the funniest, but I dont even play CS and I got that. I told my friends and they were like "Wtf" which made it even funnier cuz they're so noob. Another one of Doug that I thought was funny was:
"Sometimes I think maybe I wanna join the army, I mean it's basically like FPS except better graphics, but what happens if I get lag out there! I'm dead! And I mean, I even heard there's no respawn points in RL"

But theres SOOO many funny quotes in the PP episodes.

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Episode 10:
Your pony died cause it wasnt pretty enought....... AAAAHHHHHHH, AAAAAHHHHHH

and

You dont know where ur control pannel is..............................................................................
... no im still here, just thinking about how much of a n00b u are

and also

yeah, yeah i saw it, yeah in the net, yeah it went in the net, yeah i saw that eh? yeah eh?..... yea thats whats its all aboot.......
(canadians episode 4)

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"dear jeff... u r a fag"

"You remind me of gay"

"i have four words for you: GTFO"

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In ep. 10... Well I mean, I just got up before you did tomorrow.( its his face after that sentence that makes me laugh.)

and also, Your pony died cause it wasnt pretty enough.. AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Ahh the French...

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NOTHING tops the last ep with the "who's got the balls, i got the balls, big big bacon balls" or something to that effect... then anastasia steps in... its like... HAGAIFSJFALSFSIFJA! LAWLAGE!@#!

she didnt even had to step in, i was already laughing, but when she came in with that completely stunned look on her face.. that pushed me over the edge... had to go buy a can of that air spray shit to flush the mountain dew off my keybaord after that

seriously though, im guessing jeremy, doug, and anastasia have no acting experience outside of the show, so it just stuns me how such seemingly non-actors make me laugh harder than the more infamous comediens out there... cahrazeh!!#@!@

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When Jeremy starts going through the religions and matching them with games that owns! icon_smile.gif
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