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#1381
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QUOTE (impuRe @ Jan 9 2010, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i cant remember t-bags excat words but in straight outa blood gulch when he says:
don't matter if your black, wihte or blue (..?) both my balls are coming for you
lol made me laugh for ages
yea someone post correct lyrics?


just off the top of my head i think its

Red or blue, it don't matter who, both ma balls are coming after you


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"My heart's beatin', my heart's beatin'! Mah hands're shakin', mah hands're shakin'! BUT AH'M STIHHHL SHOOTIN'!! AN' AH'M STIHHHL GETTIN' HEADSHOTS!! IT'S LIKE: 'BOOOM!!! HEADSHOT!! BOOOM!!! HEADSHOT!! Boooom! HEADDDsshhot!'." - fps_doug

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"...Because Kyle thought we needed more light or somethin, to match some other, like somthins"

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"you can take a noob to water, but you cant make him drink"
epic.
would have though somebody had put that

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"That's like the worst song I ever heard"

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As a lot of you have said there are too many to decide a specific one, but in Ep.7 "Mah Ballls!!!!" by Jeremy in the mental hospital probably made me crack up laughing with genuine laughter for a good few minutes so its probably the funniest line. Just because it was so unexpected.

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Mines when he liek yells MAH BALLS! lmao

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Kyle - "Jeremy, she's just doing her job."

Jeremy - "Yeah Kyle, and that's what all the bad guys said in World War Eleven."

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"you remind me of ghey" - the true series

"now we're going to finalize the shapes of the vegetables" - cooking with dave

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"OKAY ALL YOU N00BS, LISTEN UP! IF YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY, YOU MIGHT FOR ONE SECOND IN YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT TOTALLY SUCK!"

It was so epically nice.


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QUOTE (Giluc @ Mar 14 2010, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"OKAY ALL YOU N00BS, LISTEN UP! IF YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY, YOU MIGHT FOR ONE SECOND IN YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT TOTALLY SUCK!"

It was so epically nice.


Yeahs that's def up there in my books too now.

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Game over ep - (Doug) LIKE HEY THIS IS IMPORTANT LIKE DUDE, so can i stay at yours.

Also

T-bag "Did you just call me the "N" word, you did not just call me the "N" word" (RIP)


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When Jeremy is showing the voice boxes: "You remind me of, MY BALLS!"

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QUOTE (Original Sin @ Mar 13 2010, 03:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kyle - "Jeremy, she's just doing her job."

Jeremy - "Yeah Kyle, and that's what all the bad guys said in World War Eleven."


I don't get that one. Is it that he confuses World War II with World War 11?

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QUOTE (tkrow21 @ Mar 21 2010, 03:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get that one. Is it that he confuses World War II with World War 11?


Yeah, cause it's often wrote as "World War II"


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From episode 2, season 1 of the TV series.

October says:

"Steve, I can't believe you just gave it to him, you gaping vag!"

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"That's what you get Steve, you ninja FUCK!"

I can't remember the last time I heard a line delivered with so much venom, it was awesome.

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QUOTE (Jack_Bauer @ Mar 22 2010, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"That's what you get Steve, you ninja FUCK!"

I can't remember the last time I heard a line delivered with so much venom, it was awesome.
Indeed, here's a picture that I think sums up the scene nicely, feel the rage in her eyes:

Excuse the quality, I used a screenshot from the copy of the episode on showcase.ca so it's not so high definition.

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Though it was nothing special, I personally liked Doug's line in Episode 2 of the TV series a lot (even though it was rather expected):


"What about you Doug, what do you want to do with your life?"

"Well, I wanna shoot people... Like A LOT of people."


The nonchalantly honest way he stated it, and the way he emphasized the last part, made me crack up.

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QUOTE (Jack_Bauer @ Mar 23 2010, 12:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"That's what you get Steve, you ninja FUCK!"


hahahaha i laughed so hard at that part




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