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Please post the funniest line you heard in the PP episodes
lawl, mine is in episode 7 where there at hospital and she is showing him pics and he says "its me like owning myself" lol i couldnt stop laughing post urs here
stickied oct. 26th -kyle
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Funniest Line?
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, Sep 02 2005 03:41 PM
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 03:41 PM
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 03:43 PM
i gotta go like.. get an
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TOO MANY MEIGHT LAL
DAVE TBH EP 7
"I GOTTA GO.. AN GET AN ICECREAM"
LOL LOL LOL ROFLMAO LOL
DAVE TBH EP 7
"I GOTTA GO.. AN GET AN ICECREAM"
LOL LOL LOL ROFLMAO LOL
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 03:47 PM
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NOT FORGETTING THE ULTIMATE PURE PWNAGE LINE IN EP 4
"SO LIKE THIS IS MY PC RIGHT HERE, it ownz... IT OWNZ !!"
LALALALROAFOMG
"SO LIKE THIS IS MY PC RIGHT HERE, it ownz... IT OWNZ !!"
LALALALROAFOMG
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 04:09 PM
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 04:13 PM
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lol doug is funny =p
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 04:23 PM
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that whole part about him and his dad's gun shop is the best 
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 06:08 PM
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"MAH BALLS!"
I cracked up.
I cracked up.
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 06:15 PM
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"There's like, one-ranger army comin' at me and I'm like SCUDSTORM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
"Basically, EA, like, sucks mah balls."
"FUCK YOU LAGGY PIECE OF SHIT!"
"Basically, EA, like, sucks mah balls."
"FUCK YOU LAGGY PIECE OF SHIT!"
^ Add 22 hours to Oblivion.
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 06:15 PM
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can't really choose 1 line...
But since I have to choose one !....
"When I get up in the morning sometimes I get like all like..
Philo- osophically on it y'know. You just gotta wonder like y'know
There's so many noobs in the world right and like. How many have I pwned?
I pwn noobs !"
And the part with the introduction off the masterer is the bit that has me lauching the most I quess !
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"Have you forgotten that I beat both Gary Kasporov and Deep Blue
with nothing more than a row of pawns and a single bishop?"
but all his lines in that scene are so nice... so, whatever !
-Skrie
But since I have to choose one !....
"When I get up in the morning sometimes I get like all like..
Philo- osophically on it y'know. You just gotta wonder like y'know
There's so many noobs in the world right and like. How many have I pwned?
I pwn noobs !"
And the part with the introduction off the masterer is the bit that has me lauching the most I quess !
[i]
"Have you forgotten that I beat both Gary Kasporov and Deep Blue
with nothing more than a row of pawns and a single bishop?"
but all his lines in that scene are so nice... so, whatever !
-Skrie
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 06:35 PM
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lol i have to go with the classic.
"MAH BALLS!" line in EPI 7
most random and best line ever. it hadd me playing that section over and over ... lol
"MAH BALLS!" line in EPI 7
most random and best line ever. it hadd me playing that section over and over ... lol
there are three types of n00bs in this world, n00bs who can count and n00bs that cant....
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 06:35 PM
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hmm,
I could write a book on the best Pure Pwnage lines, but, being 14 one of my favs has to be [b][/color]Moms like a noob man, im not worried about mom
LOL i actually said something like that to my dad once!
or [color=red]
I could write a book on the best Pure Pwnage lines, but, being 14 one of my favs has to be [b][/color]Moms like a noob man, im not worried about mom
LOL i actually said something like that to my dad once!
or [color=red]
Yes, I do play CoD
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 07:04 PM
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"So you know I just guess what I'm saying, is that like uh, EA like sucks my balls. I think thats like what I'm saying, pretty much. Uh, they just suck my balls, like, I got this one ball here: E, E like sucks like this ball here, and then the A: the A sucks my other ball here. So the E and the A are just sucking both my balls."
Gotta be the funniest.
Gotta be the funniest.
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 08:31 PM
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"I was like, "aren't you gonna go get something to eat. And he was like "well, my spirit is so high I'm just gonna sit her and regen."
And the ice cream one, Dave owns.
And the ice cream one, Dave owns.
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 08:39 PM
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The ice cream line when he delivers the shirt, and in EP7.
"MAH BALLZ"
"You want to hurt others?" "Yeah it like makes me feel like pretty good about myself n stuff"
Hahahahhaa.
"MAH BALLZ"
"You want to hurt others?" "Yeah it like makes me feel like pretty good about myself n stuff"
Hahahahhaa.
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 09:31 PM
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"what level are you"
"well.. i guess i play dust_2"
"your only level 2?"
"well.. i guess i play dust_2"
"your only level 2?"
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Posted 02 September 2005 - 10:34 PM
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The line which caught my attention and got me to watch every single episode.
"mom's like a total noob, she's useing like a 3 dozer build"
"mom's like a total noob, she's useing like a 3 dozer build"
People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 01:25 AM
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I like the way jeremy calls his mom a noob in ep1 I get this rush of excitement everyime I hear it lol
edit: I didnt even read the above post hahaha
edit: I didnt even read the above post hahaha
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 02:55 AM
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teh_masterers:"If you eat like a noob, you will be pwned like a noob" did it for me 
QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
QUOTE (Kazzerax @ May 21 2009, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 04:00 AM
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its either, "FUCKING LAG YOU PIECE OF SHIT" from doug or "Sup im doug!.....FUCK!" lol!
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 01:31 PM
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Just a few...
"Warcraft is like teh gay. I mean, don't get me wrong, but orcs...and bows and arrows, and some magic...it's like, for guys that are like never gonna have sex and stuff"
"'Sup, I'm Doug. FUCK!"
"KYLE! What's UP! I haven't seen you since last time! How's it goin' man?"
"Not so good"
"Right on!"
And Jeremy's reaction to Kyle's short film in ep.5 gets me every time.
"Warcraft is like teh gay. I mean, don't get me wrong, but orcs...and bows and arrows, and some magic...it's like, for guys that are like never gonna have sex and stuff"
"'Sup, I'm Doug. FUCK!"
"KYLE! What's UP! I haven't seen you since last time! How's it goin' man?"
"Not so good"
"Right on!"
And Jeremy's reaction to Kyle's short film in ep.5 gets me every time.
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