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Why dont chicks dig facial hair?

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Started by Ganonheart , Apr 12 2007 09:26 PM

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Posted 14 April 2007 - 03:12 PM

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QUOTE (Destructor @ Apr 13 2007, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
After seeing 300 I kind of want a lumberjack-style Leonidas Beard

That is manly right there. What chick wouldn't dig that?

unless you have a hulking physique you're more likely to look like a hobo than a lumberjack.

I can't grow facial hair as well as I could when I was 17-18 as I've started balding from my chin. It's the weirdest way of balding but if it spreads enough I'll be able to save a good amount of money on razors.
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 04:20 AM

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I want to grow a Freeman-ish goatee. It's an homage.

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 07:04 AM

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My gf "digs" facial hair x 1000. Me having a beard is the equivilant to her having a pair of tits on her face.

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 09:36 AM

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EVERYONE loves my beard, not just my girlfriend.

If your girlfriend dislikes you with the beard, play hard ball - dislike her with makeup, or hair product, or contraception. See how long it plays out for.
Tell her that it's your decision (Atm, I am in the process of growing a mullet icon_wink.gif) and that if she can't respect that, she can't respect you. And if she can't respect you then you can't respect her. And if you can;t respect her - you can't date her. Guilt trip ftw

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pS: facial hair does not branch out to the teenage moustache. Unless its all bristled and joins completely - don't grow it. You look less cool, and more seedy/rapist.

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QUOTE (Tubby @ Apr 16 2007, 12:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
pS: facial hair does not branch out to the teenage moustache. Unless its all bristled and joins completely - don't grow it. You look less cool, and more seedy/rapist.

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 11:46 AM

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QUOTE (Tubby @ Apr 15 2007, 09:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
EVERYONE loves my beard, not just my girlfriend.

If your girlfriend dislikes you with the beard, play hard ball - dislike her with makeup, or hair product, or contraception. See how long it plays out for.
Tell her that it's your decision (Atm, I am in the process of growing a mullet icon_wink.gif) and that if she can't respect that, she can't respect you. And if she can't respect you then you can't respect her. And if you can;t respect her - you can't date her. Guilt trip ftw

Besides,

Fish, Sea, Etc.

happy.gif

pS: facial hair does not branch out to the teenage moustache. Unless its all bristled and joins completely - don't grow it. You look less cool, and more seedy/rapist.

Did an Eric Cartman style argument with her yesterday anyways... went something like "You going to let me grow my facial hair, im going to get some cool hairs on my face, and your going to make me a sandwhich, or im gonna kick you in the nuts >.< Rspect my authrotah!" well... i wish i said that... pretty much she said she going to stop "shaving" if i grow facial hair. It is a win win situation.

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 01:28 PM

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I don't really care what other people think about my beard. I think it suits me better than a bare chin, so I'm gunna keep it, regardless of what people say.
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 05:30 PM

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QUOTE (Teh_Smell @ Apr 15 2007, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't really care what other people think about my beard. I think it suits me better than a bare chin, so I'm gunna keep it, regardless of what people say.


Same for me. I've had a beard since I was 16 (19 now), despite what people (family, classmates, teachers) said about it, because that's the way I like my face best icon_razz.gif (Last summer I shaved for a month, to stimulate the hair growth, and I thought it looked horrible.) Plus I think men with soft chins are faggots.
I never got much attention of the girls anyway, so I didn't miss out on that icon_razz.gif
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try cutting your hair and shaving, you'll probably get more attention, and if it doesn't work, they grow back anyways.
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Oh i dig facial hair:P *faps*

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 02:56 AM

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QUOTE (Clef @ Apr 16 2007, 05:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Oh i dig facial hair:P *faps*



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QUOTE (Firefly @ Apr 14 2007, 10:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/871/20122006003kc6.jpg



QUOTE (melonqueen @ Apr 14 2007, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ha! That pic of morph = win!


MQ digs it. icon_wink.gif

Anyway, Ganon, you just need to find a girl that appreciates it. Or you need to make your gf appreciate it. Plenty of girls dig facial hair. Take it from me icon_biggrin.gif
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All of the female gamers seem to agree; neat facial hair is seckseh.

I wonder if there is any correlation between girls being gamers and them liking beards... hmm..


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QUOTE (Wolf the Widowmaker @ Apr 17 2007, 05:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
All of the female gamers seem to agree; neat facial hair is seckseh.

I wonder if there is any correlation between girls being gamers and them liking beards... hmm..



holy shit gordon's got a package...

think he inflates that shit?

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Schweeeet

:-/ Downside now is the "under the chin" is growing, but not the front but under the nose >.<

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QUOTE (Punty @ Apr 15 2007, 08:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My gf "digs" facial hair x 1000. Me having a beard is the equivilant to her having a pair of tits on her face.

I get what you mean, but you might wanna re-word that. I don't think anyone would be attractive with a pair of tits on thier face...

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