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Why dont chicks dig facial hair?

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Seriously, im 17, and i want to grow something like this...

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/m...llery_main1.jpg

My "girlfriend" said she would dump me if i even grow a small tash... wtf? Why are girls so against facial hair? I WANT facial hair, i dont like having soft feeling skin, i want to look awesome, i want to wear sunglasses with awesome facial hair so people will see mystery around me, not some clean shaven normal person >.<

Why are girls against it? Pleeeeeeeeeeease? I know your all gamer chicks and what not, but no doubt still female... explain icon_sad.gif


(Yes i am tempted to dump the girl for not even allowing me to grow facial hair, i bet Chuck Norris didnt have to put up with this)

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QUOTE (Ganonheart @ Apr 12 2007, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seriously, im 17, and i want to grow something like this...

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/m...llery_main1.jpg

My "girlfriend" said she would dump me if i even grow a small tash... wtf? Why are girls so against facial hair? I WANT facial hair, i dont like having soft feeling skin, i want to look awesome, i want to wear sunglasses with awesome facial hair so people will see mystery around me, not some clean shaven normal person >.<

Why are girls against it? Pleeeeeeeeeeease? I know your all gamer chicks and what not, but no doubt still female... explain icon_sad.gif
(Yes i am tempted to dump the girl for not even allowing me to grow facial hair, i bet Chuck Norris didnt have to put up with this)


Hey, at least you can grow facial hair. I SO want a handlebar mustache.

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mmm it is all trends really. Facial hair goes in and out, just depends on what time you are living in.
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I have learned the first time you grow facial hair it sucks because it looks bad. But if you cut your original facial hair, and groe more. it will look better.
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i have something like that, my gf says she likes it cuz its "fuzzy" all depends on who you date


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QUOTE (Ganonheart @ Apr 12 2007, 09:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seriously, im 17, and i want to grow something like this...

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/m...llery_main1.jpg

My "girlfriend" said she would dump me if i even grow a small tash... wtf? Why are girls so against facial hair? I WANT facial hair, i dont like having soft feeling skin, i want to look awesome, i want to wear sunglasses with awesome facial hair so people will see mystery around me, not some clean shaven normal person >.<

Why are girls against it? Pleeeeeeeeeeease? I know your all gamer chicks and what not, but no doubt still female... explain icon_sad.gif
(Yes i am tempted to dump the girl for not even allowing me to grow facial hair, i bet Chuck Norris didnt have to put up with this)

the reason most girls don't like it is cuz it's fuckin annoying... rub a toothbrush or a broom on ur face for 10 minutes and you'll see why girls don't like it...
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My ex girlfriend couldn't tolerate it at all. She was kind of scared by how fast my facial hair grew, too. But she was Asian so it's understandable XD.

Ever since we broke up, I've been growing that. Nothing but compliments. Girl wants me, she's gonna have to dig the 'tee.
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That's 'cause girls are way too fuckin' soft these days. Get her to rub a brillo pad on her cheeks and mouth for a few days and she'll get used to it in no time.

Chuck Norris did.
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Well my mom digs it. I only know this because my dad has had a bread and mustache ever since he was 19. I've never seen him totally shaved.

For myself I decided to let me tash/beard grow rapant these past couple of days because it is spring break and I don't feel like shaving everyday.

Personally I like the feel of the beard looks cool for a change, but that's probably beacause I almost never have a beard/tash.

When it comes to other girls that are friends they also say that they don't like my facial hair, I tell them I don't care what they think really.

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I guess they don't like it when it rubs up against them when you're making out with them? *shrugs*

I can understand if it was like... some gigantic ass wizard beard or some shit, but if it's just a goatee, it shouldn't be such a problem. And a handle-bar mustache would just be... lololol.


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Chicks just don't dig caterpillars on your lips. That shit tickles.
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QUOTE (Anonymous1c4 @ Apr 12 2007, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I guess they don't like it when it rubs up against them when you're making out with them? *shrugs*

I can understand if it was like... some gigantic ass wizard beard or some shit, but if it's just a goatee, it shouldn't be such a problem. And a handle-bar mustache would just be... lololol.

it's actually worse when it's short... it's more like sandpaper and less like hair...
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all girls have different opinions.
it could have something to do with the fashion of hte time..
70's 80's beards were the thing but not so much nowdays..
but i reckon the main reason is hte way it feels..try pashing someone with a beard.. not fun.

you could just tell your girlfriend to stop shaving her legs for bout a month or two.. then get he to rub her legs over your mouth.. then yo might get what it feels like to kiss someone with a beard...

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QUOTE (n00b much.? @ Apr 12 2007, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you could just tell your girlfriend to stop shaving her legs for bout a month or two.. then get he to rub her legs over your mouth.. then yo might get what it feels like to kiss someone with a beard...

I think I just vomited and came at the same time... o.O
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QUOTE (Firefly @ Apr 13 2007, 02:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's 'cause girls are way too fuckin' soft these days. Get her to rub a brillo pad on her cheeks and mouth for a few days and she'll get used to it in no time.

Chuck Norris did.


He also got some sandpaper and super glued some "pain" on the rough side, and used that.
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I don't have a gf so no problemo here cool.gif

I'm growin a stache though XD

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After seeing 300 I kind of want a lumberjack-style Leonidas Beard

That is manly right there. What chick wouldn't dig that?
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the media is ghey. some chicks love it. dont fret. lol



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Well many people in my town like facial hair xD
So i'm keeping my sideburns icon_lol.gif

and NO. we are not hillbillies icon_lol.gif
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