I'd greatly appreciate it, I searched to no avail.
A friend passed this onto me this evening. I read it and had a bit of a chuckle.
Most likely one of them untrue spam-mail things, but it's actually good for comical content.

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his
class on the problem
science has with God. He asks one of his new
students to stand and.....
Professor : You have a religion, do you, son?
Student : I do, Sir.
Prof. : So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof. : Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof. : Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : My brother died of cancer even though he
prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would
attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't.
How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof. : You can't answer, can you? Let's start
again, young fella. Is God
good?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof. : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God...
Prof. : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this
world?
Student :Yes.
Prof. : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did
make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
prof. : Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred?
Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof. : So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof. : Science says you have 5 senses you use to
identify and observe the world around you. Tell me,
son...Have you ever seen God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof. : Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof. : Have you ever felt your God, tasted your
God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God
for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof. : Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : According to empirical, testable,
demonstrable protocol, science
says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to
that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof. : Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science
has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof. : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof. : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't (The lecture theatre
becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more
heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little
heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called
cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is
no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word
we use to describe the absence of heat. We
cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not
the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is
there such athing as darkness?
Prof. : Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the
absence of something. You can have low light,
normal light, bright light, flashing light.... But if you
have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's
called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If
it were you would be able to make darkness,
darker, wouldn't you?
Prof. : So what is the point you are making, young
man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical
premise is flawed.
Prof. : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of
duality. You argue there is life and then there is
death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing
the concept of God as something finite, something
we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a
thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has
never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death, as the opposite of life isto be
ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life:
just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do
you teach your students that they evolved (Student
is from a monkey)?
Prof. : If you are referring to the natural evolutionary
process, yes, of
course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with
your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile,
beginning to realise where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the
process of evolution at work and cannot even prove
that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you
not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a
scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever
seen the Professor's
brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here, who has ever heard
the Professor's brain, felt it,touched or smelt it? No
one appears to have done so. So, according to the
established rules of empirical, stable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have
no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we
then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the
student, his face Unfathomable.)
Prof. : I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir. The link between man &
god is FAITH. That is all
that keeps things moving & alive.
I saw this on another forum, and I thought I would post it here.
I agree with both the professor and the student. Unless God can be proven to exist, I will not believe in him. No offence to christans or anyone else. I respect people's beliefs and opinions, but for me, unless something can be proven, I don't really believe in it. There are some exceptions, like I know you can't feel, touch, hear, see, or taste love, but I still belive in it.
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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal
him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God
didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God
good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.
Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe
the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your
God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science
says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even
more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below
zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is
no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the
absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the
opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing
light....But if
you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness,
isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to
make
darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue
there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are
viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can
measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity
and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either
one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact
that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the
opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from
a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of
course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where
the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at
work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor,
are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a
preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's
brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain,
felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So,
according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable
protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face
unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is
all that keeps things moving & alive.
So, here's a quick question... If two poor folk were to steal a loaf of bread, one for himself, and the other to feed his family... The obvious upcomming question would be: "Is the one that stole bread for his family a sinner?"
I think the whole "thou shalt not steal" thing is based upon unnessicary things. If someone needs the food and steals(for self or family) it's not really a sin. But if those people refused charity, because of their pride, and resorted to stealing; then i think it's a sin. Stealing something for the pure reason of "me likey" is a sin. The commandments are guidlines as far as i'm concerned, nothing is concrete forever.