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so who the fuck is adam?

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Started by SoBeDragon , Nov 07 2006 02:18 AM

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:18 AM

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we all remember the youtube video where jarrett was talkin to the kid with cancer and "accidently" calls the cameraman Adam. Just a slip? Drunk? Clue me in

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:21 AM

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Disinformation!

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:22 AM

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:32 AM

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i've no idea. either i wasnt around when the bday video was released or i was unconscious. maybe they thought there was too much talk of geoff's name on the forums...

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:36 AM

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I think it could have been a double bluff.
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Posted 07 November 2006 - 07:35 AM

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QUOTE (Revsta @ Nov 7 2006, 08:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Disinformation!



He's got it there. It was a pretty stupid video which made no sense in the first place, but I think they might have done that to try and stop people believing in the Geoff theory.
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Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:24 AM

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ooh my goodness u guys gotta be kidding me... this rumor is still going around.. why isn't it dead yet...

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:27 AM

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:41 AM

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My bet is double bluff.

It was released after episode 3 I believe, just before episode 4.

The Whole Jeremy = Matt slip on kyle part may have been linked to the whole Machinima with ZH in ep4... Jeremys USA character was named Matt...

Maybe one of the other characters in ep4 Machinima skit was called adam on script lol.
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Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:26 AM

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The story of Adam:

Adam rose from humble beginnings, living on the fringes of the pro gaming scene from the time of the Space Invaders. However, his moment arrived when he managed to be recruited to a small show centered around the life of Jeremy, a pro gamer and student of the Masterer. He quickly grew acclimatised to his new role; replacement light carrier, after Dawei's career was launched in an early episode.

Adam quickly rose in the ranks of the gamer army the Masterer was assembling, assigned not only to make sure the light cast a perfect halo around Jeremy's head, but to learn from the man known as the Pwnerer.

Now, the fall of Adam is rarely talked about in the ranks of the Masterer's forces, but through extensive research I have managed to piece together evidence that point to a squandering of skill bequeathed to Adam from the Masterer. Adam has since been delegated to the Gaming Anthropology Labs under my care, in the position of Data Miner, until he can be trusted to once again be a "pro gamer".

(All of this is true, for I am an Anthropologist.)

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:01 AM

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xD

me...

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:21 AM

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that was a pretty tight story there loopy haha but wth is anthropology?
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Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:28 PM

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My newest lame-ass attempt to get onto (or at least mentioned) on the show. It'll happen eventually icon_biggrin.gif

Anthropology: The scientific and humanistic study of man's present and past biological, linguistic, social, and cultural variations.

Thus, when I say I am a gaming anthropologist, I am studying gaming culture icon_biggrin.gif.

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:32 PM

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:39 PM

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people did whois on the domain found geoff lapaire so imho he put out the video as a 'psy-op'(look up that word) to kinda confuse people and it did work really good icon_biggrin.gif
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 12:55 AM

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I prefer my "the story of Adam" however icon_biggrin.gif.

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 01:03 AM

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QUOTE (fps_anth @ Nov 7 2006, 08:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They were drunk. Very, very drunk. icon_razz.gif


well i have another opinion....has something to do with jeremy and kyles address. icon_wink.gif

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 01:17 AM

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my investigations say that by that episode, rumors about "geoff lapaire" were growing, so they made that up in order to cover real "kyle"


the biggest evidence is that they upload on the internet icon_smile.gif so every single will be sure that there is no "geoff lapaire" icon_smile.gif


dats all

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 04:13 AM

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QUOTE (SoBeDragon @ Nov 7 2006, 02:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
we all remember the youtube video where jarrett was talkin to the kid with cancer and "accidently" calls the cameraman Adam. Just a slip? Drunk? Clue me in


Yeah, I read those "Adam & ______" threads and I thought to myself "Dude, the "conspiracy concept" is fucking retarded. How long does it take you to press the rewind button for 20 seconds, and reshoot the footage?"
It's a way of throwing stupid people off the trail and for minor shits and giggles - ViewAskew do it all the time. icon_biggrin.gif

QUOTE (PwNoLoGy @ Nov 8 2006, 01:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
my investigations say that by that episode, rumors about "geoff lapaire" were growing, so they made that up in order to cover real "kyle"
the biggest evidence is that they upload on the internet icon_smile.gif so every single will be sure that there is no "geoff lapaire" icon_smile.gif
dats all


And aren't you that guy who just took all four of them "rumor" topics, summarized the information and took complete credit for "investigating" it? Followed by another two threads of having a hissy fit when people didn't wanna hear it?
But pretty much, yeah - you're right. Just a way of baiting the public into conspiracy.

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 06:49 AM

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Jeremy seemed to be very sleepy or have a hell of a hangover. And, it was probably a double bluff unless he was sleepy enough to hallucinate..

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