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Nobod1R

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these are some with me involved, i'm the 'will--' dude icon_smile.gif


#1.

<Avaron> sonic rulez
<will--> it sure does
<will--> but so do i
<will--> DADADA
<will--> DIDIDI
<will--> DEDEDEE
<will--> OWND
<will--> O
<will--> W
<will--> N
<will--> D
<will--> !
<will--> icon_smile.gif
<FlashhBang> Pwnt us good, Will
<Ravey> so did.

#2.

join: (_Shadou_)(admin@shadow0.users.quakenet.org)
(will--) omgloll
• +will-- throws a playstation at _Shadou_
(Hammerhead) lawl, will wants to play Barbie Horse Adventures - Mystery Ride
(_Shadou_) wtf
(_Shadou_) this guy is scary icon_surprised.gif
(Hammerhead) what guy?
(_Shadou_) will--
(Hammerhead) yes, he can scare 4-6yearolds

#3.

(CrispyDuck411) my english is not good
(CrispyDuck411) i am from russia
(CrispyDuck411) please bear with me
(Pwnstar) OH GOD THERE IS A BEAR WITH WITH YOU!
(Pwnstar) RUN
(will-) icon_biggrin.gifD
(Mooneo) O NOES

#4.

<Ares-Brutus>I had an conversation with a girl today about games: I got a Power Unlimited Agend (Dutch Game amgazine) She is all like boring... and im like why? She sas that gamers dont think about Relation and only about games.
<Ares-Brutus> OMFG I THINK OF BUTTSECKS WITH ITUNES! :/

#5.

<will-->: oh ya.. iTrust...
<will-->: i'll lose my life on 22.10
<iTrust>: buying wow?
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ya_ba

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Rofl@#3

Dude.
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Ugh I have so many icon_razz.gif

QUOTE
[21:40:24] <Ion_Dragon> back
[21:40:36] * Ion_Dragon (~jim@64.Red-88-11-133.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) Quit (Signed off)
[21:41:08] <DougHChrist> rofl
[21:41:10] <DougHChrist> back my ass


QUOTE
[1:37:52] <+Max[Stuffage]> (02:16:58) (@aMoRPHeouS) I'm too hairy
[01:37:52] <+Max[Stuffage]> (02:17:05) (+[BoYc3]) Sounds good
[01:37:55] <+Max[Stuffage]> a little worrying
[01:37:56] <+Max[Stuffage]> icon_razz.gif
[01:38:00] <+[BoYc3]> Not really
[01:38:19] <+[BoYc3]> Hes to sexy to resist so I'm not going to hide the feelings anymore


QUOTE
<Verruckter> my parents never explained to me how babies were made
<xsystemx> lol
<Verruckter> D:
<Verruckter> HOW
<Max[Stuffage]> you make a wish, then a stork carries in a baby from a land far away
<diamondandy> me neither
<xsystemx> a stork brings them, dont you know?!
<Verruckter> icon_surprised.gif
<xsystemx> now you know icon_wink.gif
<Max[Stuffage]> word
<Meng> i got taught we're grown in a field


QUOTE
<kazarf> OP ME
<kazarf> lol
<xCKYx> I'm fat
<xCKYx> yeah
<xCKYx> kazarf don't ask for ops please
<ion_dragon> brb
<Toneh-> ye u have pm xCKYx 300 times to get ops...
<kazarf> it was a joke
<xCKYx> yeah
<xCKYx> wait
<xCKYx> NO
<kazarf> ooo
<xCKYx> NO TONEH
<janey> lol
<kazarf> YEA
<kazarf> YEA
<Toneh-> icon_smile.gif
* kazarf begins spamming it up in pm


QUOTE
<KingJack> Wanna make me a website (for free)?
<eQ[WOERK]> Yes ( no )


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<@xCKYx> IRON
<@xCKYx> FUCKING
<+Nab> SHUT UP
<@xCKYx> MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<@xCKYx> new album <333333333333333
<+Nab> what the hell cky, the only times you talk is 1. about WoW or 2. small spam about your music
<+Nab> !!!!
<+[BoYc3]> Wait
<+[BoYc3]> 3. If he sexed his gf
<+DreadX> haha
<@xCKYx> hahaha
<@xCKYx> true
<+DreadX> 4. if he sexed his girlfriend and played wow at the same time
<+[BoYc3]> You should totally come back from WoW


QUOTE
[14:56:37] <+melonqueen> i was reading one the other day... 69 sex tips from men... stuff they want women to do in the bedroom. i was rofl'ing so hard
[14:57:00] <+melonqueen> lol @ pwnstar
[14:57:07] <@benage> tip no. 69: roll on the floor laughing?
[14:57:17] <@Pwnstar> There's only one thing really "HAVE SEX WITH ME" the other 68 are just variations

Why are you scared of heights?
Many people are scared of heights.
It's not the height that bothers me. It's the impact that terrifies me.

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<Pwnstar> Worst job ever: Fluffer in a sex ed video
<DougHChrist> lol
<XxSystemxX> i'd like to be a fluffer
<XxSystemxX> and i might get a promotion... leading star
<Pwnstar> ghey
<XxSystemxX> awwyeahs
<XxSystemxX> that would be neat
<aMoRPHeouS> fluffers are women, aren't they?
<XxSystemxX> yea
<XxSystemxX> but
<XxSystemxX> oh
<aMoRPHeouS> ...
<XxSystemxX> yea lol
<XxSystemxX> shit lol
<XxSystemxX> ^^
<XxSystemxX> my mind wasnt here
<aMoRPHeouS> indeed
<XxSystemxX> so basicaly, dont mind what i said
<Pwnstar> lol


QUOTE
(17:08:47) (+davzie) xCKYx
(17:08:50) (+davzie) Can I have a picture of you please.
(17:08:53) (+gracz54) xCKYx: they are insulting you
(17:09:03) (@xCKYx) davzie kk
(17:09:07) (@xCKYx) uber emo pic?
(17:09:09) (+davzie) Ye
(17:09:13) (+davzie) Always time for emo pics
(17:09:20) (@aMoRPHeouS) rofl
(17:09:28) (+[BoYc3]) You mean you have ones that arent emo


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<CrispyDuck411> Is Big Ben on 24 hour time?


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<Pwnstar> two people, /nick and /quit are on a boat. /nick falls off the boat. who's left on the boat?
<Max[Stuffage]> ;]
* n00ki3|Q4` has quit IRC (Signed off)
<Pwnstar> LMAO!
<Max[Stuffage]> no
<Max[Stuffage]> plz tell me he didnt do that
<Pwnstar> pwnt
<Max[Stuffage]> icon_confused.gif
* n00ki3|Q4` has joined #purepwnage
* PurePwnage sets mode: +v n00ki3|Q4`
<Max[Stuffage]> wb
<n00ki3|Q4`> icon_razz.gif
<Pwnstar> HAHA
<Max[Stuffage]> LOL
<Max[Stuffage]> he did


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[ 12:52:11 ] [ Pwnstar ] lol n00b
[ 12:52:14 ] [ BlightedArt ] n00b
[ 12:52:15 ] [ BlightedArt ] noon
[ 12:52:17 ] [ BlightedArt ] NOOOB
[ 12:52:19 ] [ +Elite-Tek ] lame
[ 12:52:20 ] [ BlightedArt ] omg noob
[ 12:52:22 ] [ Pwnstar ] b00b
[ 12:52:25 ] [ BlightedArt ] (it's turning into CS in here)
[ 12:52:47 ] [ Pwnstar ] DUST PLZ


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<<@Pwnstar>> It seems as though my brother has purchased the entire Sum 41 discography on iTunes
<<@Pwnstar>> D:
<<+melonqueen>> isnt he like... 6
<<@Pwnstar>> I have 3 bros
<<+melonqueen>> oh
<<@Pwnstar>> This one is uh...
<<+melonqueen>> i only remember u mentioning a 6 year old icon_smile.gif
<<@Pwnstar>> 14 I think
* melonqueen is dancing to: Electric Light Orchestra - Last Train To London
<<@Pwnstar>> I should really find out how old the other two are icon_confused.gif
<<+Beast182>> MQ, do you have sibblings?
<<+melonqueen>> u dont know how old ur brothers are??
<<+Beast182>> my sis is 20
<<@Pwnstar>> I have a general idea but they keep changing their ages every year so it's hard to keep up
<<+Meng>> haha
<<+Beast182>> ...

What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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Mopey

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Hmm, some are funny, but they are not too awesome. Still, I hope you get a nice collection there.

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Part of the weekend never dies


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Oh, classics. I love the /quit one.
QUOTE (Geoff @ Dec 5 2007, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, a big thanks to Firefly for shooting most of this footage.

.:: Pure Pwnage Melbourne Premiere Footage ::.


#9
VulgaritySocks

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<<@Pwnstar>> I have a general idea but they keep changing their ages every year so it's hard to keep up


HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

That was some funny, funny stuff. Hahahahah oh man that's brilliant. You crazy IRC people...

#10
CKY

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TracyTheFreak

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QUOTE
[10/1/2006 7:19 PM] [INFO] Channel view for ``#purepwnage'' opened.
[10/1/2006 7:19 PM] [INFO] You are banned from this channel.



lol.

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<BlightedArt> Sorry I got so mad there, my brother just threw a wet sponge in my face.
<Tubby> LOL!!!


Atleast it was funny at the time...
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Some of these need to be bash.orged.
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|22:48.13| [+Nab-] ok when i record... ppl kick me
|22:48.25| [+Nab-] and when if i don't record, you can't hear me good
|22:48.27| [+Nab-] wtf
|22:48.32| [+shikaru] then don't record..
|22:48.36| [+Nab-] then wtf
|22:48.39| [+Nab-] no one will hear
|22:48.41| [+Nab-] meh
|22:48.43| [+shikaru] then wtfstfu i guess
|22:48.51| [+Nab-] omfg stfu

That was one of my favs icon_biggrin.gif


There is miles of stuff to do with Gahony too, but that's too far back for me to have effort.

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QUOTE (tracythefreak @ Oct 15 2006, 06:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol.


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QUOTE (CrispyDuck411 @ Oct 16 2006, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
icon_biggrin.gif I love these icon_smile.gif



Crisp, you need to submit the one where you pretended to be "a superior member on this forum", I lol'd so hard at that. XD
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[10/1/2006 7:19 PM] [INFO] Channel view for ``#purepwnage'' opened.
[10/1/2006 7:19 PM] [INFO] You are banned from this channel.

QUOTE (tracythefreak @ Oct 15 2006, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol.



There is a god!

=P

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Tendrax

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QUOTE ('Pwnstar')
[ 12:52:11 ] [ Pwnstar ] lol n00b
[ 12:52:14 ] [ BlightedArt ] n00b
[ 12:52:15 ] [ BlightedArt ] noon
[ 12:52:17 ] [ BlightedArt ] NOOOB
[ 12:52:19 ] [ +Elite-Tek ] lame
[ 12:52:20 ] [ BlightedArt ] omg noob
[ 12:52:22 ] [ Pwnstar ] b00b
[ 12:52:25 ] [ BlightedArt ] (it's turning into CS in here)
[ 12:52:47 ] [ Pwnstar ] DUST PLZ


Fucking, made me almost fall out of my chair I was laughing so hard. All the Pwnstar ones did.

Why doesn't that crap ever happen when I go on the IRC. Lol.
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QUOTE (BlightedArt @ Oct 15 2006, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Crisp, you need to submit the one where you pretended to be "a superior member on this forum", I lol'd so hard at that. XD

OMG! I totally do.
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