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QUOTE (Corey @ Oct 3 2006, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't fucking care, are you gonna suck my balls or what?

I don't know where people get the fucking nerve to tell someone they aren't allowed to post in a thread that they didn't even fucking create just because they have different views. Go eat a log of shit you forum Nazi.


"QFT", as they say.

Even though I don't like them, Corey is correct in that you guys are just making dumb assumptions about him, based on the fact that enjoys some of CoF's work. Assuming like that just makes you look like more of an ass, because you don't consider other people's opinions. Even if the majority of the people don't like it, it's still dumb and arrogant.

Anyway, those rules were pretty funny, and true. I once saw the "Top 10 Funniest Black Metal Photos" somewhere, as well. It's pretty humorous, what these guys do to make themselves 'necro'. icon_razz.gif

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QUOTE (Corey @ Oct 3 2006, 08:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't fucking care, are you gonna suck my balls or what?

I don't know where people get the fucking nerve to tell someone they aren't allowed to post in a thread that they didn't even fucking create just because they have different views. Go eat a log of shit you forum Nazi.

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QUOTE (Corey @ Oct 3 2006, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I never said they were a black metal band, infact I've said several times that they never claimed to be black metal band, so how about you stfu.

I wasn't talking to you, thanks for the pre-teen insult. Everyone now knows what a idiotic child you truly are.

Learn to read instead of thinking everyone directs messages at you:
QUOTE (Eoa @ Oct 2 2006, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because Cradle Of Filth and Dani Filth are both ghey and not black metal.

QUOTE (smokey_ @ Oct 2 2006, 08:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
how so?


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QUOTE (fruitsofherwomb @ Oct 4 2006, 04:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wasn't talking to you, thanks for the pre-teen insult. Everyone now knows what a idiotic child you truly are.

Learn to read instead of thinking everyone directs messages at you:


Yes, I'm clearly an idiotic child, and everyone knows that.

You posted saying STFU and saying that Cradle of Filth isn't black metal right after I posted saying Cradle of Filth's earlier stuff and selective new stuff is good. What was I supposed to think? Learn to use the quote function when it is needed. You also called me a complete faggot earlier in a thread, so you telling me to stfu wasn't much of a stretch, I stand by what I said, you should shut the fuck up.
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Being a famous Hollywood star, I rarely have the time to partake in such trivial discussions about the merits and flaws of whetver music genres, and indeed subgenres. Nevertheless, I wish you all the best in your persuits of being the correct party in this argument, even though it looks to me like a dead heat.

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QUOTE (DuBBs @ Oct 3 2006, 11:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"QFT", as they say.

Even though I don't like them, Corey is correct in that you guys are just making dumb assumptions about him, based on the fact that enjoys some of CoF's work. Assuming like that just makes you look like more of an ass, because you don't consider other people's opinions. Even if the majority of the people don't like it, it's still dumb and arrogant.

Anyway, those rules were pretty funny, and true. I once saw the "Top 10 Funniest Black Metal Photos" somewhere, as well. It's pretty humorous, what these guys do to make themselves 'necro'. icon_razz.gif


Yeah, hahahahhaha, you saw it at www.ruthlessreviews.com, and it is hilarious. If you really want to talk to people who know their shit about black metal, go to their forums and go into the subforum "Burning Down The Church".
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QUOTE (Kevin Bacon @ Oct 5 2006, 12:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Being a famous Hollywood star, I rarely have the time to partake in such trivial discussions about the merits and flaws of whetver music genres, and indeed subgenres. Nevertheless, I wish you all the best in your persuits of being the correct party in this argument, even though it looks to me like a dead heat.

Thanks

Kevin Bacon.


kevin bacon FTW!!

lol, just another case of black/death metal fans believeing they are the authority as far as "all" music is concerned.

don't get me wrong, i like the odd bit of death/black/grind/violence, but ffs people have different tastes, can you get into your thick skulls that music transcends the stuff you listen to

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QUOTE (j-tak @ Oct 4 2006, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
kevin bacon FTW!!

lol, just another case of black/death metal fans believeing they are the authority as far as "all" music is concerned.

don't get me wrong, i like the odd bit of death/black/grind/violence, but ffs people have different tastes, can you get into your thick skulls that music transcends the stuff you listen to

I would agree j-tak... BUTdid you read the thread up to now.
This Kevin Bacon guy is just as stupid and posting as irrelevant replies as the ones who are arguing about the pointless subgeneres... Seems like he's trying to get off the hook. Not gonna work icon_rolleyes.gif
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QUOTE (Matas @ Oct 5 2006, 03:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would agree j-tak... BUTdid you read the thread up to now.
This Kevin Bacon guy is just as stupid and posting as irrelevant replies as the ones who are arguing about the pointless subgeneres... Seems like he's trying to get off the hook. Not gonna work icon_rolleyes.gif

You are wrong.

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cof isn't black metal by their own admission, and they don't even sound like bm.


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QUOTE (some internet person @ Oct 5 2006, 05:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
cof isn't black metal by their own admission, and they don't even sound like bm.


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thats because they are HIP HOP


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QUOTE (Corey @ Oct 4 2006, 11:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, I'm clearly an idiotic child, and everyone knows that.

You posted saying STFU and saying that Cradle of Filth isn't black metal right after I posted saying Cradle of Filth's earlier stuff and selective new stuff is good. What was I supposed to think? Learn to use the quote function when it is needed. You also called me a complete faggot earlier in a thread, so you telling me to stfu wasn't much of a stretch, I stand by what I said, you should shut the fuck up.

Like i said, it wasn't directed at you. Now STFU!

Yeah I called you a faggot, it was seriously ROFL

I listen to more then just black metal, I like a Selective number of bands in Black Metal. Most of them are shit tbh.

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QUOTE (fruitsofherwomb @ Oct 5 2006, 05:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Like i said, it wasn't directed at you. Now STFU!

Yeah I called you a faggot, it was seriously ROFL

I listen to more then just black metal, I like a Selective number of bands in Black Metal. Most of them are shit tbh.


Hey, good job using the quote function. See, you're learning.
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Like... still no one gets the

QUOTE (arcade_freek @ Oct 1 2006, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
anyway, I couldn't resist posting that ASAP... you might figure out why


well... the reason why is that it's really funny to see how much passionate can any BM related discussion become, because trendy BM (and by trendy I mean TRENDY, not "commercial"... being as underground as possible seems to be the trend, LOL) is probably the most laughable music and dressing style, only comparable to j-pop and wiggas, to my taste...

I acknowledge that there are several truly talented bands and that there are shitty bands in that style also, as in any other music genre... what makes me LOL is the seriousness BMers put in their "work"... and I really mean it: it seems like sonic brutality is the last priority now... now, BM is all about having a stupid look, posing hard, and being "incomprehensible"

Last night I was watching a live Malevolent Creation DVD... and I was like "old school DM mothafuckaaa! now, THIS is metal..."

I don't know why, but it made me think about this thread... anyway, GJ in bashing each other, dudes... I'm running out of pop-corn, lemme get some more LOL

edit: I noticed Malevolent's page has no music to listen, so I'm posting some youtube vids in case you don't know the band (one of my faves back in the 90's)

Malevolent Creation - Alliance Or War/Multiple Stab Wounds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPJL68BsC_s

Malevolent Creation - Rebirth Of Terror: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I_1jFEabJ8

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QUOTE (arcade_freek @ Oct 2 2006, 04:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.

This explains a LOT of stuff.
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QUOTE (arcade_freek @ Oct 5 2006, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Like... still no one gets the
well... the reason why is that it's really funny to see how much passionate can any BM related discussion become, because trendy BM (and by trendy I mean TRENDY, not "commercial"... being as underground as possible seems to be the trend, LOL) is probably the most laughable music and dressing style, only comparable to j-pop and wiggas, to my taste...

I acknowledge that there are several truly talented bands and that there are shitty bands in that style also, as in any other music genre... what makes me LOL is the seriousness BMers put in their "work"... and I really mean it: it seems like sonic brutality is the last priority now... now, BM is all about having a stupid look, posing hard, and being "incomprehensible"

Last night I was watching a live Malevolent Creation DVD... and I was like "old school DM mothafuckaaa! now, THIS is metal..."

I don't know why, but it made me think about this thread... anyway, GJ in bashing each other, dudes... I'm running out of pop-corn, lemme get some more LOL

edit: I noticed Malevolent's page has no music to listen, so I'm posting some youtube vids in case you don't know the band (one of my faves back in the 90's)

Malevolent Creation - Alliance Or War/Multiple Stab Wounds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPJL68BsC_s

Malevolent Creation - Rebirth Of Terror: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I_1jFEabJ8



Are you [PTH]Guaripolo, you remind me of him, and I haven't seen him on the boards in a good 11-12 months.

I agree about black metal, I've said this serveral times: Black Metal in general is just larping queers who learned how to play instruments to make mediocre music. Of course there are exceptions, ie Emperor, Drudkh, and I'm sure there are a few more. And we aren't really bashing each other over black metal, Fruits just thinks that because someone likes CoF's stuff, that gives him the right to be a royal asshole. Musicaly related supremists FTW!

And as for the videos, great music, don't really care for the singer though. He seems like he doesn't belong, maybe the singer should join Hatebreed or something. Plus, he doesn't have long hair, which is a MUST in a death metal band. The rest of the band is quite impressive though.

EDIT: Look at my post count, never posting again.
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QUOTE (Corey @ Oct 5 2006, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
EDIT: Look at my post count, never posting again.


Nah, Corey. You should still post. Just take a screen shot and make your signature. icon_razz.gif




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