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When WoW gets to your bedroom..


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QUOTE (Muad'dib @ Aug 29 2006, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ha, pretty funny. Reminds me of those joke cybersex chat things that were going around.



QUOTE (Ireland914 @ Aug 29 2006, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That is awesome. Reminds me of Blood Ninja. You guys ever heard of that guy?


OMFG Plagiarism! Ok, so I forgot the name of the guy, but still.

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lol fucking weird.
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meh. i sorta think its fake. putting the fact that Adobe Photoshop is opened but minimized. icon_confused.gif meh thats just my opinion lol
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this is hilarious even if its fake, and it is convincing if its fake because of the internet explorer.

in my pathetic attempt to find this post, i did find this which may make some of you laugh, especially the one guys advice. and another ones response to his advice.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...23&pageNo=1

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For the Light might just take out "Shazam" of my climax screams, that and I don't care if you are a whore i love you anyway. haha. Though I hope that is fake.
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QUOTE (RtE @ Aug 29 2006, 10:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is hilarious even if its fake, and it is convincing if its fake because of the internet explorer.

in my pathetic attempt to find this post, i did find this which may make some of you laugh, especially the one guys advice. and another ones response to his advice.

yea fake or not this is some funny shit

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Im not a WoW player, and i find that extremely funny. icon_lol.gif

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@ RtE:
ROFL! I found this post in that topic:
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SHE MEANS SHE HATES YOUR GUTS AND YOU'RE A NOOB IRL. THE ONLY WAY TO SALVAGE THE RELATION SHIP IS TO BUTTSECKS HER BF IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL SO SHE THINKS HES GAY. THEN GO FOR HER. IT SRSLY WORKS.

LOL !

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It keeps getting funnier...
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Ok...here goes the best advice you will ever get.



Go up to her in the hallway or at her locker, strip her down, and stick your cock up her boobs and exclaim, "Jim Dandy, it fits perfectly!"

Next, continue rubing your cock in between her boobs (I know some of you are probably going to fap off to this tonight) until you cum...and be sure to fap all over her and her friends as well.

Finally, moon her and her friends, fart in an abrupt but swift manner that says, "My cock enjoyed your babies." and then also diahrrea all over her and her friends, reload the cum, and butt sex.

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icon_surprised.gif whoa I don't even know what to say to that lol, nice find icon_razz.gif
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I think that girl needs to Hearth out of that relationship. And if that guy is a Paladin I hope he casted bubble so he didn't have kids.

Still I Laughed so hard.

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Lol, pretty funny wieman. But funnier than the whole "For the Light!" Thing is that she asked for sexual advice on the WoW forums. lol.

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QUOTE (enzo213 @ Aug 30 2006, 07:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol, pretty funny wieman. But funnier than the whole "For the Light!" Thing is that she asked for sexual advice on the WoW forums. lol.

yeah, which is funny cuz people who play wow dont like sex.

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That was funny, though that boyfriend don't know shit about paladins. Aren't paladins like priests with an oath of celebacy or something?

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Come on guys who wouldt shout ''TASTE MY HOLY WATER, FOUL DEMON''? ........................................................................... Ok tbh i sound like an total idiot... But eh it makes it nice and hot to shout that when you do it in her mouth... you try it! lol k no no bad advice dont do that... just say nothing when you do it just... watch or just you know make little bit sounds but not the quote above k? This is a advice from me for you! lol btw im w8ing for WoW players to post with ye i do that to when i have sex with my Orc brian.png

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Shows ya how sad some people can become over a online game...


Paying 2000 for an account is enough, playing for 5 days straight is enough, but roleplaying in the bed? thats just too far...
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