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pie and lipstick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g0XGKuC-ek
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Bob: Ok g'day. This is the Christmas part of the album, you can play this at your Christmas partys uh, or to yourself on Christmas eve if there is nothing else to do

Doug: G'day eh? in case you thought like I wasn't on this part.

Bob: Oh i guaranty ya, you'd be on.
Ok so good day, this is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell ya what to get your true love for Christmas.

Doug: Look out the window!

bob: Where? Whaddya doin?

Doug:Snow!

Bob: Oh it's the great white north, and it's snowin cuz its Christmas time.
Hey, hoser! heres a quiz.. quiz for Doug:

Doug: Ok, I got my thinking toque on!

Bob: Yeah, right. What are the 12 days of Christmas?

Doug: Um.

Bob: Cuz figure it out , right? Christmas is when?

Doug: The 25th.

Bob: Right, well whats the 24th? Xmas eve, right.

Doug: Thats 2.

Bob: Then , whats after that?

Doug: Wrestling day

Bob: No.

Doug: Boxing day.

Bob: Thats 3. Then whats after that? Nothin'.

Doug: New years.

Bob: 4.

Doug: New years eve.

Bob: 5. Where da ya get 12?

Doug: Uh... theres 2 sat's and sun's in there , 4. Thats 9 and 3 other days which i believe are the mystery days.
Ok, this is our Christmas song, in case ya don't know what to get someone for Christmas.

Doug: Theres lotsa ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck. By the way , thats me on the organ.

Bob: Ok geeze.

Doug: Ok, you start.

Song Lyrics

Bob: Ok, on the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
beer.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
2 turtlenecks,
and beer.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer.
There should be more there, eh?

Where?

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

Oh. See? ya need more.

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
6 packs of two-four.
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

Ok.

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
7 packs of smokes,
6 packs of two-four,
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

oh, i keep forgettin'.

whew, this should be just the 2 days of xmas, this is too hard for us!

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
8 comic books,
7 packs of smokes,
6 packs of two-four,
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

Wow,That beers empty

Day 12.

G'day and welcome to day 12.

Yeah.

5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tre-e.

Where did you learn to do that?

Uh, Albums.

Boy, so thats our song merry Christmas, and g'day.

G'day everybody. Happy new years.

Ok, ya know what ya left out?

What?

Donuts. I told you to get me donuts.

Oh no!

Either on the 9th day, or the 10th day or the 11th day. I wanted donuts.

The song is over merry Christmas everybody, or the 12th you coulda gotten me a dozen donuts.

Go to the stores and get some presents. You coulda gone down to the donut shop where you buy a dozen donuts, you get another donut free. Then it coulda been 13 for the 13 days of Christmas.

Next Christmas, get me a chainsaw.

Take off!

Boy that song was a beauty.. it moved me.

Yah , it ranks up there with stairway to heaven.

What?

____________________

'Tis a true song, heard it on the radio yesterday.

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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
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QUOTE (Snubs @ Dec 15 2006, 05:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q24AwHV7Mfo

Here's one from Robot Chicken. It's so messed up! I used to play with these things as a kid.

thats intense
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QUOTE (Iceman- @ Dec 15 2006, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://www.yikers.com/video_im_the_juggernaut_bitch.html

That video makes me lol every time. But its pretty old but meh.


SILLY BITCH DONT YOU KNOW YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?
QUOTE (Orky @ Jul 18 2006, 08:13 AM) View Post
Remember that "invention" thread and I said I'd have every monitor installed with a secret fist in the monitor that would shatter it to pieces when it flew out and knocked the kid in the face?

...Here's me wishing I patented it just a bit earlier before you bought your monitor.

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this make me laugh ever time http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=3891165729134783717
Ever wonder why you click something?Is it because your curious or bored.

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A POEM OF AWESOME

Hellen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat
And called it Unghghrhrhr

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QUOTE (Komet @ Dec 28 2006, 05:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A POEM OF AWESOME

Hellen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat
And called it Unghghrhrhr


Pure win.

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QUOTE (keithdchatt @ Oct 18 2006, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ROFL

Ahahaha wtfbbq? I love it icon_biggrin.gif It's quite addicting to watch, trips me right out icon_biggrin.gif


For those who are wondering about the most ownage song of all time:
It is called Leva's Polka, and it is by a band called Loituma.

Here is a video of them singing it live:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcrcx1abm2M

I believe the lyrics are in Finnish, and here they are in Finnish/English:
http://www.giochieflash.it/speciali/loitum...as-polka-lyric/

WARNING! Do not read the English lyrics if you want to ruin the mystique of it all. The English translation of the song is actually pretty ghey, and I preferred when I didn't know what it all meant. The idea that it's all just jibberish is much more appealing.

In any event, Leva's Polka = Made of Great Win.

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^ rofl yum. i mean yuk

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QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
QUOTE (Kazzerax @ May 21 2009, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.

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My gift to you in this cruel and morbid new year
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Finally, a good show on TV.

The mighty moshin emo rangers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oy4s6oZ5w4
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nicely done. made me laugh. quite odd.

http://www.geocities.com/presfacts/washington.html

Washington facts.

Dude,wait what? All i heard was something about a light bulb in asshole with donkey shit all over it..--iceman-

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I officially declare that the greatest video to watch while stoned. Great post!
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QUOTE (Life15Hell @ Jan 2 2007, 01:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My gift to you in this cruel and morbid new year

Wow...
An emo
WHY!?
NOT ON THE PP FORUMS! IT'S SACRED

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Good job!

http://www.purepwnage.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=34209

You almost made it into the right section! Unfortunately, you made a new thread. Fail.

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Some links are too good to conform to the rules of a message board.

I also noticed that topic after I posted, sorry.
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