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QUOTE (TheHumannBee @ Jul 25 2006, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Another good post by TGE, and you should listen to him, he actually was a PRO gamer.
O RLY? on wht?
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Having fun with NR
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Mr.Funnyshoes
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#21
Posted 25 July 2006 - 06:17 PM
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O RLY? on wht?
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 10:01 PM
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If you join one of these games just to be a noob basher...then Fritobag applauds your efforts and wishes you to rape more noobs.
As a matter of fact, if they say no rush 30 minutes I give you permission to flame them from the start of the game and then proceed to rape them.
If they don't wanna play competitively, you show em who's boss and kill their confidence, spirit, and make them want to quit starcraft and commit suicide. Go you!
But the games where the title are, "1v1 Come Zerg" and such make sure you only join if you are going to play the race the host specifies. It's legitimate because the host wants to practice against that particular race so please don't waste their time. You can always join another game. It's really annoying when I make a game called "1v1 Terran Vs Zerg" because I want to practice that match-up and then the kid thinks it's funny to change his race at the last second and make me remake the game...
Otherwise, proceed to flaming, pwning, and destroying the confidence of noobs! Fritobag encourages you! Continue the noob bashing! FEEL DA POWER RISE INSIDE YOU.
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As a matter of fact, if they say no rush 30 minutes I give you permission to flame them from the start of the game and then proceed to rape them.
If they don't wanna play competitively, you show em who's boss and kill their confidence, spirit, and make them want to quit starcraft and commit suicide. Go you!
But the games where the title are, "1v1 Come Zerg" and such make sure you only join if you are going to play the race the host specifies. It's legitimate because the host wants to practice against that particular race so please don't waste their time. You can always join another game. It's really annoying when I make a game called "1v1 Terran Vs Zerg" because I want to practice that match-up and then the kid thinks it's funny to change his race at the last second and make me remake the game...
Otherwise, proceed to flaming, pwning, and destroying the confidence of noobs! Fritobag encourages you! Continue the noob bashing! FEEL DA POWER RISE INSIDE YOU.
-Fritobag
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 12:59 AM
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Thank you my friends, and now, let me be the first to begin a new crusade against n00bs! for every n00b you bash, put a star at the end of your signature. I shall begin by placing one now
*extreme theatrics* *places star daintily* *extreme theatrics over*
*walks offstage* *lights cigarette* "my god...why do i do this stuff?" *picks nose* *looks at camera*
"is that thing still running?!?!?!?! oh sh-"
*extreme theatrics* *places star daintily* *extreme theatrics over*
*walks offstage* *lights cigarette* "my god...why do i do this stuff?" *picks nose* *looks at camera*
"is that thing still running?!?!?!?! oh sh-"
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 04:00 AM
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:59 AM
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QUOTE (OjKa @ Jul 26 2006, 05:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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apparently my previous post wasnt as funny as i had originally though
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 10:41 AM
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QUOTE (Nemesis.cF- @ Jul 25 2006, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
O RLY? on wht?
I THINK something in the C&C series, not SC though.
He now plays RoL, don't call it noob though, noob games don't have 100k tourny's.
He has a blog now, here it is. http://rtsgamejunkie.com/
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 12:23 PM
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QUOTE (Mr.Funnyshoes @ Jul 26 2006, 01:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thank you my friends, and now, let me be the first to begin a new crusade against n00bs! for every n00b you bash, put a star at the end of your signature. I shall begin by placing one now
*extreme theatrics* *places star daintily* *extreme theatrics over*
*walks offstage* *lights cigarette* "my god...why do i do this stuff?" *picks nose* *looks at camera*
"is that thing still running?!?!?!?! oh sh-"
*extreme theatrics* *places star daintily* *extreme theatrics over*
*walks offstage* *lights cigarette* "my god...why do i do this stuff?" *picks nose* *looks at camera*
"is that thing still running?!?!?!?! oh sh-"
So I'm a noob who beat a noob badly. Would this qualify, or should I ascend the level of noob before I participate?
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 04:56 PM
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QUOTE (TupperwareO3x @ Jul 26 2006, 01:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So I'm a noob who beat a noob badly. Would this qualify, or should I ascend the level of noob before I participate?
definitly man, as long as you can teach people that having to build an army for half an hour and THEN beating some does not mean skill, and if you continue to improve and reach a level beyond n00b in the future
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 04:49 AM
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QUOTE (TheHumannBee @ Jul 26 2006, 04:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I THINK something in the C&C series, not SC though.
He now plays RoL, don't call it noob though, noob games don't have 100k tourny's.
He has a blog now, here it is. http://rtsgamejunkie.com/
He now plays RoL, don't call it noob though, noob games don't have 100k tourny's.
He has a blog now, here it is. http://rtsgamejunkie.com/
-.- i know about the 100k tourney xD i considered geting rol once 2 try get in2 teh tourney xD... but thought better of it.
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 08:46 AM
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QUOTE (Mr.Funnyshoes @ Jul 26 2006, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
definitly man, as long as you can teach people that having to build an army for half an hour and THEN beating some does not mean skill, and if you continue to improve and reach a level beyond n00b in the future
Do you even know if the think they are skilled with NR rules? They could just be some kid thats just got the game and wants a chance to get uber cool units and try them out on another human.
Don't be such a fucking retard
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 10:11 AM
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Despite NR being so noob, never join a NR game and rush. That just makes you a complete asshole and pisses noobs off. Its a great way to ruin communitys, and make people hate RTS and the game you are playing. Not everyone out there is playing to be pro, so quit acting like bashing them is "showing them their place" or whatever sad excuse you have thought up for joining NR games only to go back on your word... they probably would have owned you anyway.
Noob bashing is for people who can't beat regular players.
Noob bashing is for people who can't beat regular players.
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 10:56 AM
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Ojka = Do you even know if the think they are skilled with NR rules? They could just be some kid thats just got the game and wants a chance to get uber cool units and try them out on another human.
Don't be such a fucking retard
Fritobag = If you join one of these games just to be a noob basher...then Fritobag applauds your efforts and wishes you to rape more noobs.
AARG! mixed messages!!
oh and i will stop the crusade mainly cause its too mean to the n00blets
Don't be such a fucking retard
Fritobag = If you join one of these games just to be a noob basher...then Fritobag applauds your efforts and wishes you to rape more noobs.
AARG! mixed messages!!
oh and i will stop the crusade mainly cause its too mean to the n00blets
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:38 AM
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Can you explain how my sentance makes me retarded? Whats so retarded about it?
I know from Dawn of War that some people play quickstart in order to get the uber stuff faster and have nice big battles with other people so i assume its the same for most RTS' (aka NR)
I know from Dawn of War that some people play quickstart in order to get the uber stuff faster and have nice big battles with other people so i assume its the same for most RTS' (aka NR)
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 02:07 PM
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Lol. Hehe, I was being somewhat sarchastic but serious too. Of course, you shouldn't be joining those games in the first place because you won't get better. And especially if you play people of a lower calibur. But every now and then when you got the adrenaline flowing feel free to take it out on those n00bs! Maybe even preach to them about non-money maps, strategy, and all that good stuff.
They'll probably end up being a 12 year old though. But don't give up!
They'll probably end up being a 12 year old though. But don't give up!
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 04:08 AM
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ive played some NR matches and if any of u no ZH then u would realise a guy must be really gay to ask for NR15 when he is USAF and im Tox... so basically before we started hes liek
Him: "15 NR?"
Me: "So you can build ur cheapo planes?"
Him: "fuck you"
*both accept*
Me: *rushes the fuck outta him*
Him: "omg i said Nr.WTF?!"
Me: "u swore at me kunt! LololoL!!"
and yeah that was real fun coz he was obviously a fucking lamer
Him: "15 NR?"
Me: "So you can build ur cheapo planes?"
Him: "fuck you"
*both accept*
Me: *rushes the fuck outta him*
Him: "omg i said Nr.WTF?!"
Me: "u swore at me kunt! LololoL!!"
and yeah that was real fun coz he was obviously a fucking lamer
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 10:23 AM
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QUOTE (Kaos Pwnage @ Jul 31 2006, 05:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ive played some NR matches and if any of u no ZH then u would realise a guy must be really gay to ask for NR15 when he is USAF and im Tox... so basically before we started hes liek
Him: "15 NR?"
Me: "So you can build ur cheapo planes?"
Him: "fuck you"
*both accept*
Me: *rushes the fuck outta him*
Him: "omg i said Nr.WTF?!"
Me: "u swore at me kunt! LololoL!!"
and yeah that was real fun coz he was obviously a fucking lamer
Him: "15 NR?"
Me: "So you can build ur cheapo planes?"
Him: "fuck you"
*both accept*
Me: *rushes the fuck outta him*
Him: "omg i said Nr.WTF?!"
Me: "u swore at me kunt! LololoL!!"
and yeah that was real fun coz he was obviously a fucking lamer
This is a perfect example of how to properly rape n00bs. I am proud of you Kaos! Lol! No one says "fuck you" and gets away with it!
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 12:12 PM
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