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Clerks II is teh ROFL. I saw it last night, its worth every penny of the 6 bucks i paid. The New an Improved Jay and Silent Bob PWN your faces. And BTW, Jay has no Penis... ROFL
PORCH MONKEY FOR LIFE!!
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Clerks II is teh ROFL!
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Dr.Toker
, Jul 21 2006 03:02 PM
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Posted 21 July 2006 - 03:02 PM
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Posted 22 July 2006 - 01:58 PM
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QUOTE (Dr.Toker @ Jul 21 2006, 04:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Clerks II is teh ROFL. I saw it last night, its worth every penny of the 6 bucks i paid. The New an Improved Jay and Silent Bob PWN your faces. And BTW, Jay has no Penis... ROFL
PORCH MONKEY FOR LIFE!!
PORCH MONKEY FOR LIFE!!
I just watched it a few minutes ago,
It's okay I'm taking it back!
I'm the sexy stud! ROFL!
That movie pwns.
-Treymond says Yarg!
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Posted 22 July 2006 - 02:09 PM
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Indeed Kevin Smith delivers again.
Since your Wii was glowing blue, there are obviously orcs near by. You may want to call the elves. -Crispyduck411
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Posted 22 July 2006 - 02:53 PM
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Posted 22 July 2006 - 03:29 PM
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I bet it rules, ive heard it might carry on the storie from the comics?
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Posted 22 July 2006 - 04:28 PM
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Let's hope it'll be in theaters here sometime this year.
It's pretty old by now but for those who didn't hear about critic Joel Siegel's dramatic outburst at a Clerks II screening and what Kevin Smith thought about it:
Article: http://viewaskew.com/news/jul06/1.html
Sound clip: http://www.break.com/index/kevin_smith_vs_joel_siegel.html
It's pretty old by now but for those who didn't hear about critic Joel Siegel's dramatic outburst at a Clerks II screening and what Kevin Smith thought about it:
Article: http://viewaskew.com/news/jul06/1.html
Sound clip: http://www.break.com/index/kevin_smith_vs_joel_siegel.html
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 02:59 AM
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I saw it twice yesterday! That's how awesome it is! Kevin Smith pwns! Go watch Clerks II!
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 08:51 AM
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<-------- Porch Monkey, it's ok im taking it back
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 04:45 PM
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 04:59 PM
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ROFL joel siegel is an asshole....he walked out on my favourite directors newest film.....though i feel bad he did have cancer....but fuck....thats just mean to do that to someones film.......im gonna lol next time i read a Jeol Siegel review.
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 07:57 PM
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The phonecall is so hilariously idiotic. They keep repeating themselves over and over again, never understanding eachother. And Siegel both apologizing and saying he's proud of what he did, oh god.
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 01:15 AM
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 01:24 AM
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Saw it this evening, it was so good it hurt. This movie is class.
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 05:09 PM
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 06:23 PM
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This movie BOOM HEADSHOT! the first movie.
I went and saw it twice. but, seeing jay naked made me want to shoot myself, and i agree with Randal: Fuck LOTR, Star Wars is the best.
PORCHMONKEY 4 LIFE. rofl
I went and saw it twice. but, seeing jay naked made me want to shoot myself, and i agree with Randal: Fuck LOTR, Star Wars is the best.
PORCHMONKEY 4 LIFE. rofl
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 01:44 AM
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I just saw this movie last night, and I must say. That is Kevin Smiths greatest movie ever. The new Jay and Silent Bob are just to much lol, but I love it.
My favourite quote from Jay was "There he goes.. homeboy fucked a martian once."
And once again Randall is just a barrell of laughters, that guy is such an asshole that you can't help but laugh. Espicially when everything he says is just so true.
Porch Monkey 4 Life!
It's ok.. I'm taking it back.
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My favourite quote from Jay was "There he goes.. homeboy fucked a martian once."
And once again Randall is just a barrell of laughters, that guy is such an asshole that you can't help but laugh. Espicially when everything he says is just so true.
Porch Monkey 4 Life!
It's ok.. I'm taking it back.
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 03:29 AM
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Dude i'm a huge kevin smith fan, watched it the first showing on the first day (this past friday)
Best part:
- Starwars vs Lord of the rings Debate
Worst Part:
-Dance number to jackson 5
Coolest Return:
-The Milk Maid
Wanted a Return of:
-Beserker. Wheres the love?
"You mean like the fucking bible?"
"No not the fucking bible, the Holy FUCKING bible"
Best part:
- Starwars vs Lord of the rings Debate
Worst Part:
-Dance number to jackson 5
Coolest Return:
-The Milk Maid
Wanted a Return of:
-Beserker. Wheres the love?
"You mean like the fucking bible?"
"No not the fucking bible, the Holy FUCKING bible"
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 03:43 AM
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 06:05 AM
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 10:18 PM
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OMG I loved Clerks 2, I couldn't stop laughing. Randall is so right about everything, and I couldn't stop laughing when he made the LOTR fanboy puke. (lol at when he was describing what happened in each movie.)
Randall is right about everything and he is my new hero...well other than silent bob, because you just can't beat bob.
Randall is right about everything and he is my new hero...well other than silent bob, because you just can't beat bob.
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