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The Pure Pwnage Orgy Thread

Started by Fritobag , Jul 08 2006 09:41 PM

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#1
Fritobag

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:41 PM

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Eh, post any sexual fantasy or what stimulates you! Maybe who you have fantasized about whether it be some famous actor or just someone in your everyday life.

I'll go first:
I work right next to the public pool and there's a cute lifeguard that works there in the morning that I've always imagined skinny dipping with...

And it begins...

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." -Benjamin Franklin.

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#2
DHC

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:42 PM

e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0

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ibtl

this forum has to be work-safe...

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Anonymous1c4

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:43 PM

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This forum was work safe before this thread?

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<[BoYc3]> Sausage on my frying pan.

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#4
TracyTheFreak

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:45 PM

For being amazing, of course

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QUOTE (Fritobag @ Jul 8 2006, 10:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Eh, post any sexual fantasy or what stimulates you! Maybe who you have fantasized about whether it be some famous actor or just someone in your everyday life.

I'll go first:
I work right next to the public pool and there's a cute lifeguard that works there in the morning that I've always imagined skinny dipping with...

And it begins...

wtf?
GTFO.

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#5
T w i Z t i D

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:47 PM

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delete what you posted, it might turn into a hades thread

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hackerwacker

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:48 PM

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QUOTE (T w i Z t i D @ Jul 8 2006, 10:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

delete what you posted, it might turn into a hades thread

damn i was gonna say that

you beat me

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#7
Fritobag

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:49 PM

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QUOTE (Boycey-Ganglionz @ Jul 8 2006, 10:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Once it's funny but no need to post two of the same thread

That was an accident.

Apparently the topic isn't going so well lol.

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#8
Pwnstar

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:49 PM

JESUS CHRIST I AM SO FUCKING DRUNK!

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What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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#9
Firefly

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:51 PM

I make movies, eh?

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QUOTE (T w i Z t i D @ Jul 9 2006, 12:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

delete what you posted, it might turn into a hades thread

QFT.

You'll want this deleted/locked before you see the dreaded...

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QUOTE (Geoff @ Dec 5 2007, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Also, a big thanks to Firefly for shooting most of this footage.

.:: Pure Pwnage Melbourne Premiere Footage ::.

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#10
Anonymous1c4

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:53 PM

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Isn't hades banned or somethign? I haven't seen him in a LONG time.

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:54 PM

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QUOTE (Firefly @ Jul 8 2006, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

QFT.

You'll want this deleted/locked before you see the dreaded...

1 User(s) Is Reading This Topic
Hades`

1 User(s) Is Reading This Topic
Hades` sister

Now I think that makes alot of peoples fantasies right there

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#12
DanteT6

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:54 PM

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QUOTE (Anonymous1c4 @ Jul 8 2006, 10:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Isn't hades banned or somethign? I haven't seen him in a LONG time.

No hes still around

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#13
The Macgyver

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:56 PM

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BRUCE

not locked yet =/

Fat guy in the show: Macgyver, t3h do something? we are not win!
Macgyver: Dont worry fat guy, hrmmm, i got a toothbrush, an television set and a stone. Im on it! *Makes 3 supermarkets and an nuclear weapon using the tootbhrush, the television set and the stone*
Fat guy in the show: omfg macgyver, you are win..

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#14
Fritobag

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:56 PM

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I think it'll be fine as long as it's not:

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George W. Bush

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#15
Joobsauce

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:58 PM

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Eh, post any sexual fantasy or what stimulates you!

hades' sister in a dominatrix outfit.

I play guitar lol

CLICKY- "New Rock" CLICKY
CLICKY- "Winters Eve" CLICKY

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Anonymous1c4

Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:58 PM

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QUOTE (Fritobag @ Jul 8 2006, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think it'll be fine as long as it's not:

1 User(s) Is Reading This Topic
George W. Bush

What's he gonna say?

"Heh.. This is a....uhh....in....int? Intertertainmening topic. My fantasy would be uhh... fucking a deer... or something... heh."

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<[BoYc3]> Sausage on my frying pan.