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*NOOBS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!*

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ok, over the years i have noticed that noobs do indeed say the darndest things...
list some that you have heard!

I.E.

chara 1: ill buy your helm off you!
chara 2: im not wearing a helm.


chara 1: ....oh...

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"Can you email me a graphics card? My friend has a 512MB one but he won't email it to me! Can one of you guys PLEEEAASE tell my friend to stop being gay?"

ROFL! No joke, I heard this on the Gamespot forums.

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QUOTE (Karko @ Aug 21 2011, 07:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that 12 year old canadian kid who used to play BF2 before going to WoW and becoming addicted

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opponent in an FPS: Stop shooting me!
"lol rofl lol n00b fag lol"
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me: go to the console and type kill
n00b: why?
me:it gives you uber 1337 haxors
n00b: ok!

(n00b dies)

actually pulled this off in a sever once

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CSS

Player 1: "How do I take a screenshot"
Player 2: "F11"
Player 1: "K, thanx"

Console: Player 1 disconnected

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QUOTE (DOC DRE @ Jun 29 2006, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
me: go to the console and type kill
n00b: why?
me:it gives you uber 1337 haxors
n00b: ok!

(n00b dies)

actually pulled this off in a sever once



I've gotten away with that a few times.

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QUOTE (Denominator @ Jun 30 2006, 04:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CSS

Player 1: "How do I take a screenshot"
Player 2: "F11"
Player 1: "K, thanx"

Console: Player 1 disconnected

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lol...ppl do it all the time in source...

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BF2.

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ME: Dude, you suck ass.
Noob: STFU, look at your rank.
ME: Rank doesn't mean shit dude.
Noob: RESPECT YOUR SUPERIORS BITCH
ME: OK mr Patton.

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for me its F10...meh

Shoot a guy thru a box in css

noob: omfg hax!!!111one111elven!!11!

me: um no its made out of wood u can shoot thru it

Steam: You have been banned from this server

grr that happens a lot lol

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I remember There was a noob trying to get into the clan i was in and i said i had to ask teh leader guy so he got all excitied. Then i told him the first rule was no lying and he said ok. So i said u gotta be 13 and he said he was almost 13. Later on he revealed hes only nearly 12..... after i was like fuck you, ur gonna need teamspeak so he got it and then he started typing "hello...hello... can you hear me?" and im like wtf no? u have a microphone? "a what?" "Omg u noob u need a damn microphone for teamspeak." anyways the clan broke up.

And after a couple weeks he started saying he would rape my family and stuff and hes gonna nuke canada, just because he couldnt get in because hes too young of a noob.
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QUOTE (Denominator @ Jun 29 2006, 09:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CSS

Player 1: "How do I take a screenshot"
Player 2: "F11"
Player 1: "K, thanx"

Console: Player 1 disconnected

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looks like UR the n00b! /kill is essencial for competative play

telling them to type /disco, on the other hand...

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ROFL ^

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QUOTE (DougHChrist @ Jun 29 2006, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
looks like UR the n00b! /kill is essencial for competative play

telling them to type /disco, on the other hand...


That joke went right over my head.. Care to explain it? pp_smiley4.gif

n00b bitch"how do I move?"

Me "....RTFM.."

n00b "Doesn't work icon_sad.gif((("

>.< I hate n00bs on WoW that can't even read the goddamn book that came with the game.
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QUOTE (Joby @ Jun 30 2006, 12:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In CS
"How do you shoot?"
"Same way you got here"


Ahahaha, that is good shit!
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Disconnect one actually reminds me of a BF1942 one.

Bob316"Hey, how do I change my colors?
SPazzy "HOld alt, and press f4, a color menu will show up"
B"Thanks!"
Bob316 has disconnected
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brb not picking up any woman

A completely unbiased review...

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QUOTE (Joby @ Jun 30 2006, 12:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Disconnect one actually reminds me of a BF1942 one.

Bob316"Hey, how do I change my colors?
SPazzy "HOld alt, and press f4, a color menu will show up"
B"Thanks!"
Bob316 has disconnected


Lol! Awsome. I did that to a teacher once, she was like "Anyone know how to make this video fullscreen?" I said "Alt+F4" "K" *video closes* I didn't even get in trouble, she just thought she did something wrong, it was awsome.
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QUOTE (Tendrax @ Jun 30 2006, 12:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That joke went right over my head.. Care to explain it? pp_smiley4.gif


Ill explain. Lets say that youre on D, and the enemy O have crippled you to 2hp and took ur flag. Do you chase with no health, and while ur behind him? NO! You /kill to suicide, respawning with full health and more than likely ahead of the FC.

telling n00bz to /disco, on the other hand - now THATS funny. Tell them it changes textures to look like a disco ball or something, and theyll disconnect from server

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