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Is Your Son A Computer Hacker?

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http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

This perosn who wrote this has no idea what the hell there talking about, yes people, we can hack PC's with Bonzi Buddy, Macromedia Flash, AND WE CAN HACK PC'S WITH QUAKE!!!! OMG!!!

I am still rofl'ing about this....
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so fake. Did you actually take that seriously?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


omfg rofl




Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA omfg





If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



/dies from laughing so hard...


omfg amd part got me the most

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Z3PHYR' date='Apr 13 2006, 08:57 PM' post='309812']
so fake. Did you actually take that seriously?


Of course not, I use AMD, Flash, Linux, and Quake, now excuse me while I go hack someone rofl....
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Honestly...that was around like 5 years ago icon_eek.gif

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QUOTE (LordViperScorpioN @ Apr 13 2006, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Honestly...that was around like 5 years ago icon_eek.gif
qft
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Ahh, wtf. AMd and Quake for hackers, yea, for sure

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Lol I read this almost 2 years ago.

Still Funny To look at it.

Favorite Quote from that:
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f your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.


^^ omg lol.

But even Funnier are the replies.

Check them out.
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the man is a frickin dumb ass who obviously have no idea what the hell he is talking about.

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I truely thought ignorance to this degree only existed in bad comedy movies. This is just sad.

Glow sticks, pacifiers, and bright clothing are stereotypical apparel for Candy Ravers, not hackers. Most hackers don't take enough time to dress fashionably.


LOL

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QUOTE (teh_TWINTURBOSkyline @ Apr 13 2006, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

This perosn who wrote this has no idea what the hell there talking about, yes people, we can hack PC's with Bonzi Buddy, Macromedia Flash, AND WE CAN HACK PC'S WITH QUAKE!!!! OMG!!!

I am still rofl'ing about this....

This was posted a while back.
Yes, it's pathetic...

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QUOTE (Karko @ Aug 21 2011, 07:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that 12 year old canadian kid who used to play BF2 before going to WoW and becoming addicted

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Even though its fake,there are probably parents out there like this fictional parent who have no idea how things work and think theres something wrong with their child if they are on a computer for more then an hour a day and that they are a computer criminal.
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I'm obviously not a hacker since I dunno wtf "Lunix" is icon_lol.gif

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hahah bonzi buddy that brings back memories, i hated that damn monkey
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.


Ok... anyone have this guys address? I think we owe him a visit ^_^. ...oh and i must congradulate his son..

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



OMFG!

OMG! that guy is retarded.Quake is a chatroom used by hackers to teach eachother new methods and also is a ''Weapons trainer''.Lunix is hacking software.AMD are Scammers.and Bonzi buddy and flash hack everyone´s pcs.

can anyone tell me how to break into the cia headquarters with flash.LOL!!!!

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Hmm, isnt Bonzi Buddy spyware/adware or whatever anyways? icon_neutral.gif
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lol if your son spends more then half an hour he can be DDOSing someones system
lol as if!

read this sometime ago but still makes me laugh at the AMD bit
QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Jul 11 2010, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was in the ocean and I had a frizbee, and some 8/10's were like THROW IT TO US and I just pretended I didnt hear them and swam quickly back to beach.


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Is you son obsessed with "Lunix"?

QUOTE (Rickrolled @ Jan 10 2011, 04:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Love how the resident tough guy is happy to talk trash on an internet forum but back pedals as soon as he is called out. Typical coward. No doubt he'll respond to this with excessive bravado in order to restore his rightful place as a fully fledged internet badass.

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ROFL! That cant be real....its way...way..too dumb.

If EA was a parent, social services would have arrested it.
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it isnt real, to put ur mind at rest
QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Jul 11 2010, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was in the ocean and I had a frizbee, and some 8/10's were like THROW IT TO US and I just pretended I didnt hear them and swam quickly back to beach.


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yea when i was like 8 i was a total n00b and i had my mom subscribe 1 year to bonzi buddy.

i only used it for like a week.

LOL!

stupid purple ghey monkey.




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