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<benage> where they found Weiman, the scary spamming monster
<xCKYx>
<xCKYx> WUT DID DEY DO BENAGE?
<Molagi> lol weiman
<janey> was cky carrying the bags benage?
<benage> CKY had some really emo bags
* zhakke is now known as zhakke[a]
<xCKYx>
<flush> emo
<benage> (CKY, on the other hand, wasn't emo at all, just the bags.)
<flush> awawlawl
<Molagi> how many slots in those bags
<benage> 18 slots
<Molagi> cool
<benage> anyway, using stealth to avoid detection, they crept past the monster known as Weispam, and entered his lair
<janey> did he fail his spot check?
<benage> where they found dozens of poor wretched children tied to chairs, logged into the Pure Pwnage forums and posting messages under Weiman's account
<[1up]> lol my stories are better
<benage>
<benage> one trembling child whimpered "please help us! If we haven't made 1000 posts by tonight, Weiman will EAT ONE OF US"
<benage> just to make their job harder, he had them all sharing a 28kbps modem
<benage> benage quickly untied all of the children, and xCKYx fed them food, drink and sweeties from his (emo) bags
<xCKYx>
<xCKYx>
<xCKYx> !!
<xCKYx> YAY
<janey> what did janey do?
<xCKYx> CKY SAVES THE DAY ^_________^
<benage> while janey scripted their computers to automatically crawl the forums, find new posts and post generic replies of agreement with the topic
<benage> then, the three heroes replaced the children with mannequins, hid the real children in xCKYx's emo bags
<xCKYx>
:D<benage> and crept out of the lair
<benage> they jumped when they heard a noise just as they left, but it turned out to be a courier carrying a t-shirt which smelled faintly of balls.
<benage> nobody noticed a change in the quality of Weiman's posts, and the children were saved!
<[1up]> lol
<[1up]> benage
<benage> hm?
<[1up]> taht story was liek so pro
<[1up]> NAHT
<[1up]>
<benage> :<
<E|QP> You should write a novel
<E|QP> Or something
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