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[c2tw]

If zombies started taking over civilisation what would you do??
i' (if the zombies were rez evil types.. slow moving etc.)
- loot a supermarket for supplies
- find a high, outa the way spot i.e atop a building.
- steal weapons from the police station (no gun shops in Australia).
- camp it out for a few weeks, hopefully the army would have taken care of them by then

(if the zombies were House of the Dead types... monkey ppl, that can use weapons !).
id:

- form an alliance with the survivours
- find a safe place i.e shopping centre
- camp there, might take years to kill zombies !!!
- or just become one of them

[Tree_]

I think this should have been put in Genreal Dischshun or Crap........

[Chukky]

I think if PP had zombies coming at Jeremy, Kyle and Dave in ep 9 instead of Evil Microers, I would watch it more often.

[Mopey]

Okay, here's my theory:
I'm sitting @ the PC, suddenly the news: "Zombie invasion starting".
I would jump up, collect some clothes and put them into a bag. Two pairs of shoes, my Desert Eagle Soft Air with pressured air-capsules (will buy it in a few months), and look for a van or something.
Then I will call my friends on mobile phone, asking where they are and make a rendevouz-point to meet each other. I pick them up and we ride into the next big city, which is Cologne. There are several high buildings, even shopping malls with everything you need for the next months. For example:
A shopping mall with IKEA is more than correct, because you can cook there, sleep and the food you want to eat is available some stairs up. Or the elevator.
We will try to call other friends, tell them to come there or pick them up. Until then we will have enough supplies to rest for weeks. How we close the doors? We will turn off the elevators/escalators first. The escelators are the only way up in the mall I'm talking about. Then we vote some guards for each other do guard the two escalators (up and down), in one stage. Should be enough.
And jeh, we wait until military advice comes. I bet we will meet people that actually know how to use a radio transmitter.

[denwO]

Moved to general...

I would challenge the zombies to a game of CoD2.

-den

[Mopey]

No it's not... :o

kk done. /EDIT

[Silver]

Fearing an undead apocalypse, id go and shag all the hot girls i know

[Sev Rith]

Rez-Evil zombs: I live right by Food Lion so I'd stop by there and do teh ninaj lewt. Maybe get some of my friends and find somewhere secure. Come back to my apartment, lock the doors and wait it out.

HotD zombs: More or less the same thing. I've got guns here, and if they have weapons, just shoot them, take their shit. Rinse repeat.


I read that in some 3rd world country there's a mosquito that carries this disease that kills you, and reainmates the body for a few moments. No lie.

[Silver]

that was a hoax sev, been around for over a year.

[Sev Rith]

I feel dumb now.. I need to go wash the dumbness away.

[DHC]

I, for one, would go to the Winchester!!! Wed survive on bar snack packs and beer, protected until the whole zombie thing passes over. Plus wed always have that rifle above the bar for emergencies

[X-plosion]

well i couldnt really say wat id prefer cuz i havnt seen either of them movies so yeh but i kno i wouldnt mind so much if it was like shaun of the dead cuz they r really slow and dumb and i just go round with a chainsaw and just have some fun probaly be more fun in like a group off people

[The Alu]

I like the land of dead alternative, except the power will go to the people instead of the wealthy people.

[Viva_La_B.A.D.]

I would make friends with all the zombies by feeding them people that I despise. Then, I would kill everyone in the world (save the people I like/know). Then after we have taken over the world, I would put all of the zombies in a big place, and bomb them. Its the perfect plan.

[Mopey]

You've to add the fact, that many other people will try to do likewise, or even worse.
You have to think of people that want to kill you, even if they don't know you, maybe because of supplies or armory.

[c2tw]

lol this is coming along quite well.

[Silver]

I, for one, would go to the Winchester!!! Wed survive on bar snack packs and beer, protected until the whole zombie thing passes over. Plus wed always have that rifle above the bar for emergencies

Alright, but dogs CAN look up!

[STFU]

I'd mail all the zombies to the middle east. Also to anyone who uses the word infidel

[VooDoo27]

IF it were zombies I would steal my parents car and grab my fat dog(food) and my small dog and drive off.But since i dont have a drivers license i would probaly crash and get swarmed by zombies and torn apart,while i curse at them.