This episode pwned.
Emails were hilarious.
Doug getting all excited over the house made my lol.
Selling hair on eBay.
Myspace bit was funny. I want the song.
ORLY? YA RLY! Looool! Hopefully that was intentional.
Your pony died because it wasn't pretty enough. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I lost it laughing.
Weiman joke was funny.
In conclusion:
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?