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The Crappiest movie you've seen

Started by Afterburner , Feb 15 2006 09:59 AM

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 01:49 AM

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Blade Trinity.

I guess I didn't expect great things but Jesus H Christ!
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 05:02 AM

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QUOTE (DougHChrist @ Feb 16 2006, 08:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
plan 9 from outer space


Baahahahah... I have no idea what drug the directors of that movie were on, but I wouldn't mind some. Anything that makes some of the scenes in that movie remotely effective. My personal favorite part of that movie is when they seem to just give up at one point. From that point on the whole movie is just half-assed. Like, people appearing in the background, hub-caps trying to look like space-ships, stuff like that... oh the hysterics. I... uh... heard from a friend that that movie is fantastic to watch on a certain hempine-originated substance. Take my word for it...

But yeah... my least favorite movie... propably Date Movie. Or Not Another Teen Movie. Basically just pick one of those shitty "made for the MTV generation movies". Those piss me off.

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 05:14 AM

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Snaked on a Freaking Plane...

I wish I could get those 2 hours of my life back.....


and anything Troma makes generally sucks balls, aside from the mildly amusing z-grade factor...
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When a Stranger Calls...

like wtf??a girl running around the house, slowly getting her cloths ripped apart...not very scary or amusing...

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 09:46 AM

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Titanic...
I don't like the face of DiCaprio... and his death was not bloody enough... well actually not bloody at all.
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QUOTE (ch1x0rer @ Nov 29 2006, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Snaked on a Freaking Plane...

I wish I could get those 2 hours of my life back.....
and anything Troma makes generally sucks balls, aside from the mildly amusing z-grade factor...

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That movie was great!
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A completely unbiased review...

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 11:39 AM

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Stormship Troopers 2.

Wtf? Completely different from the original.
Get out.
Ruins everything.



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Sin City.

Visually impressive but other than that, a big steaming pile of poo.

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 12:35 PM

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Can't remember what it's called, but it involved a zombie fighting a shark.

It sounded awesome, but it wasn't unfortunately. icon_sad.gif
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 10:06 PM

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QUOTE (BlightedArt @ Nov 29 2006, 08:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can't remember what it's called, but it involved a zombie fighting a shark.

It sounded awesome, but it wasn't unfortunately. icon_sad.gif


lol omg wtf

Spy Kids

forced to watch it
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hahahaah,spy kids sucks

these movies suck lol:
catch that kid(one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen)
alien abduction
mars attacks
clash of the titans(this movie is horribly crappy)
robocop 1,2 and 3
event horizon

hahha all of the movies mentioned above were the crappiest movies I've ever seen
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Posted 02 December 2006 - 09:14 PM

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Pearl Harbor
The Village

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 02:12 AM

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Quite possibly this.
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I saw the movie 28 days later, thought it was shite.
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I watched this movie on Zone Horror..
Vampires Vs. Zombies..

The weirdest film to watch..
See, film wise, it's shite.
You're dumped into the middle of the plot, which is poor in itself. Plus, the vampires wander around in the sun and smirk a lot, doing very little vampirising, and the zombies are people who seem to have snot green paint dabbed on them randomly.
You get to the end, the girl runs off with the vampire, then suddenly we're in a mental hospital and she's run off with a nurse. Next thing you know, they're at an apartment, they're talking inside, and literally, the next frame, the room is packed full of zombies who proceed to eat them. Then disappear again.
Good stuff.

That said, its saving grace was that it was filled with ranom lesbian acts.
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I'm not quite sure about the name, but... Kenan and Kel: The Movie

I still have nightmares...

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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Dec 5 2006, 02:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I saw the movie 28 days later, thought it was shite.

As if! It wasn't the best movie ever, but it wasn't that shite. I enjoyed it a lot. Someone also said Mars Attacks, now that was an awesome movie. I loved it.

Worst movie I've seen that I can remember? Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest. Piece of shit tbh.
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