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The Crappiest movie you've seen


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kyle2kl.gif Worst movie you've expected to kick ass but it ended up giving you shit platter? For me it was Mars Attacks...my gad that was a horrible movie, one of the worst movies i've seen. Another would have to be Annaconda:2, I guess acting wasn't this directors major concern.


EDIT: I know mars attacks was suppose to be a satire, but it was really retarded none the less, didn't laugh once. just shook my head.
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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Feb 15 2006, 10:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
kyle2kl.gif Worst movie you've expected to kick ass but it ended up giving you shit platter? For me it was Mars Attacks...my gad that was a horrible movie, one of the worst movie i've seen. Another would have to be Annaconda:2, I guess acting wasn't this directors major concern.


Mars Attacks is supposed to be really bad it's the whole satire thing. icon_rolleyes.gif

Kazaam was pretty horrible.
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Almost every slap-stick comedy that has come out post-2004 (Not all.. most).

I always expect them to be uber funny and they end up being dumb cliche filled carbon-copy films.

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i was forced to watch moulin rouge one time - i couldn't believe films could be that crap
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If any of you have had to sit through "The Village", I feel your pain. The reviews said "scarriest movie of the year!" "it will have you at the edge of your seat!" pp_smiley1.gif Ugh...
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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Feb 15 2006, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If any of you have had to sit through "The Village", I feel your pain. The reviews said "scarriest movie of the year!" "it will have you at the edge of your seat!" pp_smiley1.gif Ugh...

it was far from being scary..but it was a good twist and such...but i think they advertised it completely wrong..more of a psychological thriller i think ?
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titanic, the only good part was watching leo take the dirt nap in the freezing ocean

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Oh man I forgot mars attacks lol I loved that movie . I can enjoy that, it was meant to be quality crap



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Boogeyman totally was crap!

i exepcted some horror but it was mostly drama

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brokeback mountain...i wasn't expecting to see it nor did I know anything about it

I got off work and had a call from my g/f saying to go, well thank god I was a little late and just walked into the theater without paying, because I almost got chuck to roundhouse kick someone in the face..in fact I still think someone owes me some money back for watching that movie...

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QUOTE (juX @ Feb 16 2006, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
brokeback mountain...i wasn't expecting to see it nor did I know anything about it

I got off work and had a call from my g/f saying to go, well thank god I was a little late and just walked into the theater without paying, because I almost got chuck to roundhouse kick someone in the face..in fact I still think someone owes me some money back for watching that movie...



That bad huh? ...good

My girl wanted to go see it before it came out, but I told her I wasnt going to watch a gay love story and we broke up a day later. Thanks a lot gay people! pp_smiley1.gif
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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Feb 16 2006, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That bad huh? ...good

My girl wanted to go see it before it came out, but I told her I wasnt going to watch a gay love story and we broke up a day later. Thanks a lot gay people! pp_smiley1.gif


Well see the funny thing is, whenever I walked in the movie people were chuckling and noone would tell me what the hell was going on...so whenever all of a sudden the guy bends over and gets it in the ass things got out of hand, for a second I thought I was in the wrong theater...

Im not going to the movies anymore, Im scared...

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QUOTE (juX @ Feb 16 2006, 08:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well see the funny thing is, whenever I walked in the movie people were chuckling and noone would tell me what the hell was going on...so whenever all of a sudden the guy bends over and gets it in the ass things got out of hand, for a second I thought I was in the wrong theater...

Im not going to the movies anymore, Im scared...


BAH! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Amen...what a waste of film.
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QUOTE (DougHChrist @ Feb 16 2006, 07:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (DougHChrist @ Feb 17 2006, 11:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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OMG that movie rules its hilarious. Teenagers from Outer Space is better though.
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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Feb 15 2006, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If any of you have had to sit through "The Village", I feel your pain. The reviews said "scarriest movie of the year!" "it will have you at the edge of your seat!" pp_smiley1.gif Ugh...



When I read the title of this thread I was thinking "I bet someone will mention The Village, I just know it"....

Funny thing is how the movie trys so hard to be creative it just rubs of as being seriously "WTF?!?! icon_eek.gif ?! icon_confused.gif ?! icon_eek.gif!?!? icon_cry.gif !? ?"
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I feel like throwing up saying the title of this movie... The Fog.... FUCKEN SUCKS

And I also hate Matrix Revolution.

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