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The Crappiest movie you've seen

Started by Afterburner , Feb 15 2006 09:59 AM

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 09:59 AM

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Worst movie you've expected to kick ass but it ended up giving you shit platter? For me it was Mars Attacks...my gad that was a horrible movie, one of the worst movies i've seen. Another would have to be Annaconda:2, I guess acting wasn't this directors major concern.

EDIT: I know mars attacks was suppose to be a satire, but it was really retarded none the less, didn't laugh once. just shook my head.

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 10:03 AM

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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Feb 15 2006, 10:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Worst movie you've expected to kick ass but it ended up giving you shit platter? For me it was Mars Attacks...my gad that was a horrible movie, one of the worst movie i've seen. Another would have to be Annaconda:2, I guess acting wasn't this directors major concern.

Mars Attacks is supposed to be really bad it's the whole satire thing.

Kazaam was pretty horrible.

What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 10:32 AM

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Almost every slap-stick comedy that has come out post-2004 (Not all.. most).

I always expect them to be uber funny and they end up being dumb cliche filled carbon-copy films.

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 10:32 AM

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 12:29 PM

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i was forced to watch moulin rouge one time - i couldn't believe films could be that crap

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 02:17 PM

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If any of you have had to sit through "The Village", I feel your pain. The reviews said "scarriest movie of the year!" "it will have you at the edge of your seat!"

Ugh...

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 05:26 PM

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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Feb 15 2006, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

If any of you have had to sit through "The Village", I feel your pain. The reviews said "scarriest movie of the year!" "it will have you at the edge of your seat!"

Ugh...

it was far from being scary..but it was a good twist and such...but i think they advertised it completely wrong..more of a psychological thriller i think ?

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 09:16 PM

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 12:37 AM

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:26 AM

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titanic, the only good part was watching leo take the dirt nap in the freezing ocean

anything adam sandler made besides billy madison

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Oh man I forgot mars attacks lol I loved that movie . I can enjoy that, it was meant to be quality crap

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 06:00 PM

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Boogeyman totally was crap!

i exepcted some horror but it was mostly drama

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 08:17 PM

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brokeback mountain...i wasn't expecting to see it nor did I know anything about it

I got off work and had a call from my g/f saying to go, well thank god I was a little late and just walked into the theater without paying, because I almost got chuck to roundhouse kick someone in the face..in fact I still think someone owes me some money back for watching that movie...

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 08:43 PM

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QUOTE (juX @ Feb 16 2006, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

brokeback mountain...i wasn't expecting to see it nor did I know anything about it

I got off work and had a call from my g/f saying to go, well thank god I was a little late and just walked into the theater without paying, because I almost got chuck to roundhouse kick someone in the face..in fact I still think someone owes me some money back for watching that movie...

That bad huh? ...good

My girl wanted to go see it before it came out, but I told her I wasnt going to watch a gay love story and we broke up a day later. Thanks a lot gay people!

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 08:49 PM

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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Feb 16 2006, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That bad huh? ...good

My girl wanted to go see it before it came out, but I told her I wasnt going to watch a gay love story and we broke up a day later. Thanks a lot gay people!

Well see the funny thing is, whenever I walked in the movie people were chuckling and noone would tell me what the hell was going on...so whenever all of a sudden the guy bends over and gets it in the ass things got out of hand, for a second I thought I was in the wrong theater...

Im not going to the movies anymore, Im scared...

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:06 PM

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QUOTE (juX @ Feb 16 2006, 08:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well see the funny thing is, whenever I walked in the movie people were chuckling and noone would tell me what the hell was going on...so whenever all of a sudden the guy bends over and gets it in the ass things got out of hand, for a second I thought I was in the wrong theater...

Im not going to the movies anymore, Im scared...

BAH! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Amen...what a waste of film.

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 10:29 PM

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 01:54 AM

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QUOTE (DougHChrist @ Feb 16 2006, 07:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 02:09 AM

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QUOTE (DougHChrist @ Feb 17 2006, 11:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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OMG that movie rules its hilarious. Teenagers from Outer Space is better though.

What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 09:53 AM

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QUOTE (Afterburner @ Feb 15 2006, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

If any of you have had to sit through "The Village", I feel your pain. The reviews said "scarriest movie of the year!" "it will have you at the edge of your seat!"

Ugh...

When I read the title of this thread I was thinking "I bet someone will mention The Village, I just know it"....

Funny thing is how the movie trys so hard to be creative it just rubs of as being seriously "WTF?!?!