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EPISODE 2 - Girls

Started by Kyle , Mar 24 2005 02:50 AM

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#21
R-qaNe

Posted 18 April 2005 - 05:53 AM

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no u moron i was being polite ffs

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#22
vilm

Posted 18 April 2005 - 09:36 AM

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there is like voice software wich can say if a voice is the same or from another person, can't one o ya guys buy it or something and do a test

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#23
Stepni Volk

Posted 22 April 2005 - 09:48 AM

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nOObs... regarding music used during interviwes... "Super size me" rings any bells?

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#24
kitty

Posted 03 May 2005 - 01:02 PM

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I just want to know where you found the airheads whom you interviewed. I mean none of them knew what a noob was, and if they did they had just heard it??? I mean like i knew what a noob was since like middle school and i'm like 20. It surprises me how much people who dont' grow up around computers don't know. It's like WTF mate... I don't get it. And girls i know around here are seriously not that dumb....are they? Well i guess I'm the exception to the rule. But girl gamers isn't all that uncommon now is it? I think this episode was a bit overexaggerated right?

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#25
lapistolera

Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:04 AM

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QUOTE (rhys)

"kinda ugly"

Maybe it's just me but "kinda ugly" is a huge fucking understatment. The episode would have been much better if I wasn't driven to gag every two minutes or so because of those supposed girls.

Seriously, who the hell fed them after midnight?

Wow, we've found an expert on good-looking women!! Then again if i lived in canberra i'de be so fucken bored out of my mind i'de probably resort to been so sad as to judging women on a satirical pro-gaming show.

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#26
Nerull

Posted 18 May 2005 - 12:28 AM

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HaHa so awesome!
Is it all an act though, or is he like a pro gamer and acts that fun in real life?

Jeremy > Noobz

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#27
luzer

Posted 22 May 2005 - 06:28 PM

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Kinda awesome questions. I wish its was me they was asking, I could have answerd much better n stuff.
But to teh point. I laughet my way thru this ep.

wit luv from luzer

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#28
guiguibaah

Posted 23 May 2005 - 07:13 PM

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I think it would have been !hilarious! if one girl looked up and said some wicked strategy, like Rocket upgrade the scorps -snipe first rockvee BOOM! jump jarmen in 'vww scorp 2nd rockvee quad the launchers, GIJ GIJ GIJ GIJ OH YOU LIKE THAT then hit ambo last..."

Then got up and started giving some spanks the same way Jeremy does going "OOBH YOU LIKE THAT BITCH EH???"

It owuld be hilarious if they could do some sort of weird episode where J. meets a hardcore female RTS gamer or something

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#29
Weiman

Posted 24 May 2005 - 01:02 AM

Best HW&SW Cont. & PP Savant '09

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It would indeed be cool to see Jeremy interact with a girl that actually really pwns shit, talking about strats together and stuff.
Would also make for a nice plot twist, Anastacia would be hella jealous

QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.

QUOTE (Kazzerax @ May 21 2009, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.

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#30
denwO

Posted 09 June 2005 - 04:27 AM

Tetris n00b

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Troy

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#31
Conqie

Posted 12 June 2005 - 02:50 PM

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i love the part when kyle explains that the other guy was gay,and the part where he's showing is micro ,too damn funny

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#32
Jbrave

Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:26 PM

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LMFAO dont be modest! Teh bitches in this episode were fucking ugly! Ugly like shit on the bottom of my shoe ugly! lol! Anyway the reason it matters bro is because this episode was trying to show that chicks dont like gamers! duh noob! But the point is who cares if girls that probably dont even shave there pits dont like gamers?!?!?!??! None of those chicks opinions mean shit to me! roflol! If they were really hot chicks, gamers would care what they thought! lol noob rofl! That one chinese girl was ok though.....not the mental one.....i wanted to shoot her.

anastacia pwns all of them still though, at least shes fine :shock:

Im on a mission.....to own the world......

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#33
Jbrave

Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:33 PM

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AND WHY ARE ALL THE HOT GAMER GIRLS IN NORWAY!?!?!?!?!? or swedeland as quoted by teh jermister in ep 6

Im on a mission.....to own the world......

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#34
Loco De Remate

Posted 20 June 2005 - 03:29 AM

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Episode 2 is liek meh least favourite episode. Maybe, 'couse I expected something very hilarious. There were only few funny moments liek when Jeremy runs lol or teh song @ teh end rofl, or when Jeremy says :

QUOTE (Jeremy)

so.. uhh.. liek.. u wanna b my gf or sumthin?

These are meh favourite moments , oh and teh part when he tells teh story about that girl that kissed him and stuff

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#35
FemmeFatale

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:45 AM

babe on patrol *whip*

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i wish they asked me
i would pwn those noobish females lawl

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#36
Loco De Remate

Posted 21 June 2005 - 05:58 AM

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QUOTE (xXfemmefataleXx)

i wish they asked me
i would pwn those noobish females lawl

...indeed

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#37
deathboy15

Posted 21 June 2005 - 06:12 PM

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in one of the questions the one that says: If the enermy is comming at your base with 2 rockvees and an arbo and you have a jarmen 2 scorps and a quad what do you do.

The Correct answer is: get your jarmen to take down one of the rockvees. get your 2 scorps to take on the other rockvee and get the quad to take down the arbo.