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N00biest thing that ever happened in any online game

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Hey Just Wanted to know what is the stupidest thing you or anyone has seen in an online game

For me is Cs:s when in de_nuke or sumthing i was going to the corner tower where ppl snipe

first in the courtyard i killed a guy with an smg then pulled out Deagle then tried to climb and

LOL some n00b was on the ladder and couldnīt hit me.Killed him,climbed up and looked out hole then when i was gonna go down i see that a terrorist was BEHIND ME and he tried to run lol

anyway i shot him 3 times and he died while falling down.



If some similar topic has already been done tell me about it

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ok hmmm well the noobiest ting ever was i was able 2 backstab and knife 3 ppl individualy without them knowing, after the match i msged "visit www.sennheiser.com" then i got vote kicked =p

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C4 throwing, dolphin diving reloads and spawn whoring with n00b tube 'nade launchers in BF2.
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thinking i was GLA when i was actually china and wasting too much money on dosers at the beginning.

If EA was a parent, social services would have arrested it.
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QUOTE (Silver @ Feb 10 2006, 11:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thinking i was GLA when i was actually china and wasting too much money on dosers at the beginning.



But the hotkey for Dozers and Workers are different.. Or were you using a 5 dozer build, lol...

"3 dozers that way, 2 that way"

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QUOTE (Cyclohexane @ Feb 10 2006, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But the hotkey for Dozers and Workers are different.. Or were you using a 5 dozer build, lol...

"3 dozers that way, 2 that way"


i think its workers.



...im such a geek

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im used to a 5 worker build for GLA, accidentally build 5 dozers. So thats half my starting money down the pot, plus radar. Doesnt go so well on a 2v2.

If EA was a parent, social services would have arrested it.
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In civilization III ladder game we were playing elimination...which means someone takes one city you die. Anyway a noob planted an empty city right next to my Mounted Warrior and I killed him.

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I knifed the entire enemy team on a 5v5 game before lol... They didn't see me coming xD

And before this n00b was like thinking he was all good... And then after I killed him 20 rounds in a row with a hs each time (was 2v2) he started screaming HAXX HACKER!! at me and then left lmao

lol and earlier when I was playing, the enemy team killed 3 of my team and then all started huddling the bodies trying to change weapons... And was like 6v6, I popped out from a corner saw them all and just hsed them one by one lmao

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Walked around a corner with a smoke nade in cs;s. What made it worse was I got the smoke away before I died. icon_cry.gif

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in WWIIOL a new player on the german side came up to me and saluted me. I saluted back as i told my squadmates to surround him with AA guns.


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In C&C Renegade and the enemy dude walks right fucking past me! So I just follow him and wait like 5 minutes. Put a timed c4 on him and wait for him to say "WTF!?" which he did. icon_razz.gif


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HAHA! Dimebag just now in DoD!! It was so funny... Look at this pic...



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In cod in a twl all rifles scrim when i was left alone 1v3 and i got 3 headshots without iron sights and jump shot 2 of them in the head

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I was on cs_italy on source, and 5 ct's came around the corner, and they didnt shoot at me, so i knifed each one, and said "OMFG, UR SUCH NOOBS, I CANT BELEVE U LET ME DO THAT", then i realised that i was CT aswell icon_eek.gif
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ok the most n00biest thing I have ever done was thorwing a granade and exploding my self with it while the other guy just stood still and watch't me die... confused.gif but I pp_smiley7.gif his ass latter on lol by stabing him in the back lol

And the noobiest thing that I have seen another person do was playing FFXI he lol'n he waiste 20k buying equipment and it wasent even his lvl LOL!! tongue.gif
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20K is nothing but yea if hes n00b then its alot =P

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World of warcraft. Our whole 40 man raid died because we got pwned into da lava MC
Or it would be the time In CS 1.6 where I was totally cussing cause i said my mouse was fucked up and i figured my mouse sensitivity was like 1.0.....(4 any n00bs out there i couldnt get any better at cs till i quickened my mouse sensitivity :-))
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I was playing Killzone. icon_cry.gif
I go to school by day, pwn n00bs by night. PH34R


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Lineage2. My friend, lvl 52 plus when this happened, was hepling me lvl my dwarf which was like lvl 28 or something. My friend was fooling around wearing the worst armor in the game and you cant see other ppls lvls in this game. So this n00b starts to ks and i was gonna pk him but he hit back and got pwnd by my friend. What he now does is to say: "me clan kill you". So he comes back with 5 clan mates and guess what happened? Yup thats right, we droped them. They actually managed to kill me, and the six of them, lying on the ground were braging about it...

pretty funny, 6 pvp points for my friend
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