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You know it seriously amazes how fucking delicious chocolate milk tastes. The worst part is when you're done drinking it. For my shear amusement, and i told my friends I was drinking chocolate milk without them, I just tried to see how far they would go. Now, usually when I drink chocolate milk (I usually just pour it all over my face) I just simply agree that chocolate milk is the equivalent of a completely sane and humble video game player with average sized male genitalia and adequate micromanagement in RTS. I simply get a good laugh at watching people drink chocolate milk. It's silly the randomness of the things that come out of this mind of mine. Usually they are basic challenges to see if you like chocolate milk more than I do. And believe me, I fookin love chocolate milk. Look I mean I wrote this post and posted it here on the forums because to a certain Xoul2(you're my hero, bro), I enjoy drinking chocolate milk with my friends. Sadly, chocolate milk is sometimes more expensive than regular milk. It's silly that they would charge you more for adding chocolate to a drink instead of paying the same price. GG to you my friend. I fucking love chocolate milk.
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I fucking LOVE chocolate milk.

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Yes... chocolate milk is awesome the great question is though, syrup or powder chocolate?
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I just want some motherfuckin chocolate milk.

QUOTE (Rickrolled @ Jan 10 2011, 04:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Love how the resident tough guy is happy to talk trash on an internet forum but back pedals as soon as he is called out. Typical coward. No doubt he'll respond to this with excessive bravado in order to restore his rightful place as a fully fledged internet badass.

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Edited by raw_genesis, 28 January 2011 - 07:48 AM.


QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN

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I GIVE HIM MY SANDWICH. BECAUSE I DIP MY SANDWICHES IN CHOCOLATE MILK IN CASE THIS EVER HAPPENS.
QUOTE (spiri7ussancti @ Jun 13 2011, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would like to clarify that I am indeed trolling in this particular thread.

QUOTE (spiri7ussancti @ Jun 8 2011, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
FIRST OF ALL. ur stupid, me and my friends have a name for kids like you we meet in pub games. We call them "new age gamer"

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QUOTE (j type @ Jan 28 2011, 05:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


That's pretty much my reaction all the time when I drink chocolate milk and when I have sex.

My jaw unhinges and everything too.
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Edited by raw_genesis, 28 January 2011 - 05:01 PM.


QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN

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QUOTE (raw_genesis @ Jan 28 2011, 12:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Fuck, beat me to it

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QUOTE (Noodlez @ Jan 29 2011, 02:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OH YEAH GIMME DAT CHOCOLATE!
QUOTE (spiri7ussancti @ Jun 13 2011, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would like to clarify that I am indeed trolling in this particular thread.

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FIRST OF ALL. ur stupid, me and my friends have a name for kids like you we meet in pub games. We call them "new age gamer"

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QUOTE (Kazaii @ Jan 29 2011, 05:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hate chocolate milk.


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QUOTE (Kazaii @ Jan 29 2011, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hate chocolate milk.



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AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN

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QUOTE (Kazaii @ Jan 29 2011, 06:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hate chocolate milk.

While I don't hate it, I've always been more partial to strawberry milk.

Of course I've developed a phobia of drinking it in public out of fear of being called a faggot/little girl/dickless wonder.

;_;

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QUOTE (Karko @ Jan 29 2011, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
While I don't hate it, I've always been more partial to strawberry milk.

Of course I've developed a phobia of drinking it in public out of fear of being called a faggot/little girl/dickless wonder.

;_;

faggot.

You would like the pink shit.

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Nesquick with cold milk is the best. Once you start drinking it, it just quenches your thirst but when you're done drinking u get so fucking thirsty that you make another glass.



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QUOTE (TracyTheFreak @ Jan 30 2011, 03:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
faggot.

You would like the pink shit.

Real men like pink.

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